According to my parents, I was delivered by a doctor wearing golf shorts in a one-story hospital in California. Literally 10 minutes away from DisneyLand. Legally my name is Jeremy Alexander Rodriguez, but i don't really like my middle name so i kinda dont tell people about it. And for some strange reason, i have unusually long eyelashes and its kinda a california thing i guess? Apart from me, no one in my family line has ever been born outside of Florida or Puerto Rico, meaning I was the first. I lived in Hawaii for about seven months and then moved on to Orlando, Florida. I was there for about another eight months to be closer to the family. Not so far from then, we moved to down to weston to be away and independent from my fathers side of the family. i attended my first "school" in weston, which was a Christian Preschool and from what i remember, it was really a bunch of trailers in an empty lot. While in Weston, my parents got busy and had two girls 13 months age difference. It was in this preschool where i found a nice set of twins. I guess i really liked them and i let them sit on my lap and they called me daddy. I however recieved full punishment for that "incident". The twins were named Emily and Claire. Thats about all i remember from pre-k.
Shortly after pre-k, my family left to Pembroke Pines and enrolled me in the waiting list at PPCS, in 2008. I was then enrolled into Sheridan Elemantary from kinder to first grade. During those two years, I met Lorenzo and never saw him again until 2017, behind my bushes at my house and spanked her butt, and continued a crush from pre-k with Emily and Claire. This about sums up the first 7 years of my life.
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Non-FictionThis is a type of autobiography i made to help inform some people of my current standings in the game we all play, Life. i also have been using it lately to "unload" my life since i got no where else to do so.