The Girls

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Alan's POV

"Alan. Time to wake up" I felt someone shaking me. "No. 5 more mintues." I said so tiredly. "Al, you gotta wake up. I'm taking you to see all the grils and I want to know what girl you're choosing to become your wife" I think my mom said. My eyes widen and I got up. "What?" I asked. "You're going to get dress to see all the girl then choose one to be your wife." My mom said. "But mom!" I protested. "But nothing. Now take a shower, you stink" My mom said and left my room.

"Wow. Thanks for being so truthfully." I muttered. I got up and took a shower. After my shower I got changed and texted Kellin. It's like 10 in the morning so Kellin should be awake.

Me: Yo, Kells! Are u sleeping? 

Me: Wake up bitch!

Me: Awake, hoe!

Me: I going to keep spamming until u wake up

Me: Wakey wakey bitch

Me: Bitch wake up!

Me: WAKE UP

Me: Bitch

Me: Hoe

Me: I know how to wake u up

Me: VIC'S AT MY HOUSE NAKED!!!

Kells: vIc'S aT uR hOuSe NAKED?!?!?!? IM COMING OVER!!!!

Me: Good ur awake

Kells: Wait so Vic's not at ur house

Me: Let it come to u

Kells: I just realized that u don't know Vic

Me: Dumbass

Kells: U SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I JUST WOKE UP!!

Me: In my underwear

Kells: Did u just?

Me: I just did bitch!!

Kells: Ok. So why did u wake me up?

Me: Wake me up. Wake me up inside

Kells: STAPHHHHHH!!! 😂😂😂

Me: NEVER!!!!

Kells: Ok but for real

Me: Oh. Cuz my mom woke me up and told me that I have to meet my soon to be wife in 2 years

Kells: Wow. Feel bad for u

Me: My mom is going to be with me so can u come with me? Plz!!!!

Kells: No

Me: I knew u were gonna say that so *inserts puppy dog face*

Kells: Fuck I always fall for that. Ok fine I'll come with u

Me: YAY!!! THX BEST FRIEND!!! I LOVE U!!!! UR THE BEST!!!

Kells: Ur welcome best friend and I love u too!

Me: Now get ready! We're leaving in 5 minutes

Kells: Alright.

Me: Alright alright

Kells: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time BITCH!!!

Me: 😂😂

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