SEVENTEEN RIGHT HERE

Engrishe timeu

Insert LoliKitty here lmao I'm sorry not sorry

-everyone is online-

rapperboonon: hello I spek English veryy welle very bery wel

shuaoohah: someone stop this

daddycoups: great are we gonna have an English lesson today

sunflower: ENGLISH TIMEEEE

sunflower: you guys have a very big imfact on me

vernonononon: BAHHAHAHAHAH

sunflower: why're you laughing

shuaoohah: you said imfact when really its impact

vernonononon: whatre your thoughts on chicken

eommaangel: Korean please

babydino: I don't know

shuaoohah: I believe that we are very lucky to have this nutritious chicken that

vernonononon: hnnnnnnggggggg

shuaoohah: can heal our hearts

vernonononon: how does chicken heal our hearts

rapperboonon: i think chicken is ^3^

vernonononon: ew man

bookneeds: what're they talking about

woowoo: due to my very limited knowledge I'm thinking chicken and Seungkwan loves hansol

tolgyu: hello we eat together

littlevampire: hello we eat together?

1010: wink ;)

bookneeds: carrot lucky in my life

shuaoohah: carat*

eommaangel: do you know fashion spelling

1010: f-a-s-h-i-o-n

eommaangel: oh smart man

rapperboonon: oh f-a-s-h-t-i-o-n

vernonononon: Seungkwan let's go for a walk

littlevampire: hello my name is jun

thughao: yeet my son's speaking English

littlevampire: you're still speaking internet and I understand nothing

1010: ten hour ten minute

woowoo: all of you are annoying

woowoo: civil war

woowoo: man

woowoo: yeahhhhh

-woowoo is offline-

1010: wait!

thughao: Junnie can we go to my room

littlevampire:why

thughao: you know why

thughao: we're learning English ;)

-1010, thughao and littlevampire are offline-

tolgyu: what kind of English are they learning

babydino: probably words like faster harder daddy

eommaangel: LEE DINO CHAN STOP

tolgyu: I like guys

vernonononon: yeah we know

tolgyu: Jisoo hyung said guys means everyone

shuaoohah: sure

sunflower: ok everyone repeat after me don't take this the wrong way but you're so ice ice baby

daddycoups: aren't these the lyrics from pretty u

rapperboonon: no this is the script from Seventeen Middle School

rapperboonon: remember when dokeyeom hit you like 53 times and I told him to hit you more cuz that was his only chance

daddycoups: oh yeahhhhh

vernonononon: wasn't Woozi supposed to turn those lines into song lyrics, he's not here

sunflower: eh oh well

eommaangel: I slept through the whole thing it was nice

daddycoups: I wish I could do it with you Hannie

bookneeds: that would be great fan service

babydino: I'm used to hearing the moans already I wonder if carats know what it's like

tolgyu: wonwoo you spent that whole thing with Soonyoung

bookneeds: what're you talking about hm? We have a bright path ahead of us, shall we cheer. Hal deu set hwaiting!

-bookneeds is offline-

shuaoohah: that's kinda suspect

sunflower: ooh ooh who remembers seventeen direction

shuaoohah: that was fun

rapperboonon: wasn't it the vocal unit (minus Jeonghan) plus hoshi hyung

tolgyu: I think hansol looked like Harry styles

babydino: nah he's Leonardo dicaprio now

eommaangel: ya know what would be fun

daddycoups: me and you in the bed at 3am

eommaangel: besides that

sunflower: idk

eommaangel: if we leave shua, hansol and Seungkwan in the chat together just the three of them.

sunflower: why Joshua!?

daddycoups: threesome

babydino: wrong they're the holy meme trinity

eommaangel: MY BABY KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT

-eommaangel, babydino, daddycoups, tolgyu, and sunflower are offline-

shuaoohah: holy meme trinity?? The only holy trinity is the father son and Holy Spirit

vernonononon: kidney function is not a right it's a privilege

rapperboonon: stahb

shuaoohah: *stop

shuaoohah: yo Burger King in the rap king you make me wanna sing

vernonononon: oh god

rapperboonon: double quarter pounder cheese

vernonononon: BAHAHAHAHAHHA

shuaoohah: guys we're being summoned

-shua'sbible and vernonononon are offline-

rapperboonon: I didn't understand that wait!!! Nani tf

-everyone is offline-

oof what even was this