-everyone is online-
Dino: Hyungs what's sex
Hoshi: oh my god he asked the question...
Jun: what all of ur hyungs do everyday ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jeonghan: JUNHUI
The8: Don't listen to Junhui
Mingyu: it's true though
S.Coups: sex is how u make babies
Dino: why did I even ask...
Jeonghan: why did you ask?
Dino: Some girl in my class asked me if I've ever had it
Dino: I told her no and that I don't want to even though I had no clue what it was though
Hoshi: use protection
Dino: What's protection
Vernon: it's so that you don't accidentally give the girl a baby aids, stds, hivs blah blah blah
Dokyeom: protecting dem ovaries
Seungkwan: he's gonna ask how that happens.
Dino: Yep
Woozi: if you enjoy it a lot you squirt white sticky stuff that has sperms inside her and it'll travel into her ovum
Jeonghan: this conversation makes me want to throw up
Wonwoo: BUT YA DO IT WITH COUPS ANYWAYS
Jeonghan: but the way you all word it...
Vernon: Mingyu makes my-
Joshua: NO NO NOOOOOO
Wonwoo: Mingyu's mine you get Seungkwan
Vernon: it was something I heard a girl say in the hallway once
Seungkwan: oof good thing ya didn't forget abt me
Wonwoo: //takes out marker//
Wonwoo: //writes 'property of Wonwoo' on Mingyu's forehead//
Wonwoo: //writes 'property of Seungkwan' on Vernon's forehead//
Wonwoo: there we go that'll keep the girls away
S.Coups: damn wonu protect
Jeonghan: take notes kids this is how you be a good boyfriend
Hoshi: damnnn
Woozi: WAIT A SEC
Woozi: A GIRL ASKED DINO IF HES EVER HAD SEX
Woozi: IS THERE A GIRL WANTING TO RIDE OUR DINO'S DICK
S.Coups: now that you word it like that...
S.Coups: WTF JIHOON
Hoshi: DO WE HAVE A STRAIGHT BABY IN DIS FAM
Jeonghan: even if we do we must respect his decisions
The8: at least he'll actually reproduce
Mingyu: that's when you make babies dino^
Dino: I know what reproduce means...
The8: he respected all of us when we went to go fuck each other
S.Coups: minghao watch ur profamity
Joshua: It's spelt profanity
Joshua: With a N
Dino: Anyways I might be straight
Dino: I could be gay
Dino: I am possibly bi
Dino: We will never know unless I get a boyfriend or girlfriend that loves and cares for me
Seungkwan: words of wisdom from the maknae
Jeonghan: just never forget
Jeonghan: Dino who's baby are you
Vernon: oh my god
Jun: you better stop
Jeonghan: shhhhhh
Dino: ...
Jeonghan: shut up I'll make you say it till you're 30
Jeonghan: Dino who's baby are you
Dino: Jeonghans
Hoshi: help I have dropped my uwus and cannot find them
Dokyeom: you should go to the uwu store
Woozi: where tf is that
Dokyeom: where you find lost uwus
Woozi: ಠ_ಠ
Wonwoo: anyways
Mingyu: have fun channie
Hoshi: use protection
Jeonghan: if he wants to fuck a girl he'll do it when he wants to don't push him
Jeonghan: (buthesnotallowedtodoanyoneyetuntilhes30)
S.Coups: now all of you do your work and song writing and shit
S.Coups: or each other it doesn't really matter
Dino: That's explains whu it's so loud when I have headphones on and I'm trying to work but all I can hear is high pitched moaning, even in Wonwoo hyungs voice which is weird
Dino: And why no one can dance at rehearsal the next day
Dino: Except for me
Dino: Don't push too hard folks or else the carats won't be able to see those hip thrusts during the choreo
Jun: damn
Dokyeom: he knows a lil too much now
Wonwoo: blaming this on soonyoung?
Woozi: yep
Hoshi: HEY
-S.Coups, Jeonghan, Joshua, Jun, Wonwoo, Woozi, Dokyeom, Mingyu, The8, Seungkwan, Vernon and Dino are offline-
Hoshi: OH REALLY WE'RE DOING THAT NOW
-Hoshi is offline-
YOU ARE READING
SEVENTEEN RIGHT HERE
Fanfiction『COMPLETED』 babydino: ALL OF YOU ARE HORNY AT LEAST LET ME HAVE SOME SLEEP ----- Typical Seventeen chatroom where Chan needs his hyungs to get their act together ----- I don't own these people but I own the story, don't take it
