SEVENTEEN RIGHT HERE

Hungry

-everyone is online-

Jeonghan: Cheolie

Jeonghan: Cheolie

Jeonghan: Cheolie

Jeonghan: Cheolie Im home

Jeonghan: you're not

Jeonghan: I'm hungry

Jeonghan: can you be a man and buy me food

Jeonghan: please

S.Coups: You're starting to sound like me

S.Coups: But then I never ask for food

S.Coups: I asked for other things ;)))

Joshua: I think I threw up a bit

Seungkwan: dammit shua hyung you were supposed to stay quiet

Mingyu: I wanted to see where this is going

Dino: I hate our group

The8: MOOD

Jeonghan: GUYS IM REALLY HUNGRY

Jeonghan: SO CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME FOOD

S.Coups: I'm at the studio with woozi

Jeonghan: so

Jeonghan: just abandon the tiny child

Woozi: uHm WhAt

Woozi: dO yOu wANt tO fiTe

S.Coups: I'll get fired

S.Coups: We might never see each other again

Vernon: Jeonghan we're rich and famous

Jeonghan: and...

Seungkwan: get your lazy bitchass up and get food yourself

Jeonghan: hmph

Jeonghan: but I'm sicccckkkkk

Mingyu: shit we forgot about that

S.Coups: Well then get well soon

S.Coups: Still not gonna buy you food

Jeonghan: why can't you bring me food

S.Coups: cuz I don't WANT TO AND IM BUSY

Jeonghan: I'll help you write your goddamn rap

S.Coups: fine but what do you want in return

Jeonghan: GODDAMN FOOD

Dino: why am I in this chat again

Jun: idk man

The8: performance unit out

Hoshi: aw I wanted to stay

-Hoshi, The8, Jun and Dino are offline-

Wonwoo: they're weird

Woozi: aren't we all

Wonwoo: good point

Seungkwan: I'm leaving this is boring

Seungkwan: come on Vernon

Vernon: the shit I put up with I swear...

Dokyeom: might as well log of as well

-Wonwoo, Woozi, Seungkwan, Vernon and Dokyeom are offline-

Mingyu: WONU WAIT

S.Coups: GO GET YOUR MANS SON

Mingyu: thanks dad

-Mingyu is offline-

Jeonghan: that's weird, Joshua didn't say anything and just logged off earlier

S.Coups: tch

Jeonghan: you big salty baby

S.Coups: oH rEaLLy noW

Jeonghan: but you're my big salty baby

S.Coups: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jeonghan: that sounds weird now that I say it out loud

S.Coups: I know you want my

S.Coups: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)big

S.Coups: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)salty

S.Coups: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)baby

Joshua: oHMY

Joshua: remind me why I didn't log off earlier

Jeonghan: I THOUGHT YOU DID

Joshua: WELL I DIDNT

S.Coups: DAMMIT JISOO YOU RUINED THE MOMENT AGAIN

Joshua: FINE IF YOURE GONNA BE SO SALTY ABOUT IT THEN IM LEAVING

-Joshua is offline-

Jeonghan: sigh

Jeonghan: what am I gonna do about the two of you

S.Coups: ya know what you can do about me( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jeonghan: you horny ass fucker

Jeonghan: I'm still hungry

S.Coups: for mY-

Jeonghan: I WANT ACTUAL FOOD

S.Coups: ooh really cuz baby I'm a full course meal

Jeonghan: sigh

Jeonghan: I guess I have to get out of bed and get my own food and go out into the open and risk the cold and-

S.Coups: FINE

S.Coups: I'll buy you your food

Jeonghan: yaaaaaaaay thank you Cheolie uwu

S.Coups: what do I get in return?

Jeonghan: whatever you want

Jeonghan: wink wonk ;)

-Jeonghan is offline-

S.Coups: for a second I thought that said ding dong. Whoops I'm stupid

-everyone is offline-

I keep writing Jeonghan and Jeongjam goddammit