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We got ditched

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@Winners    Are you on a... Date?

@Siriusly_Potter   NO! @Winners

@Trouble_1   We were with Dylan, Taylor, Fred, and Helena but Dylan and Taylor ran off and then Fred wanted to show Helena something. We got ditched! @Winners

@Hzabini   You do know that was just a cover to get you two together, right? @Siriusly_Potter

@Siriusly_Potter   .............................................................................................

@foxyroxy   Ah, young love

@The_Headmasters   Dad and Aunt Mione are reading this over my shoulders, and dad just started laughing like a maniac and Mione's bright red

@Flames   Oh yes. The hospital wing during their sixth year. A classic story @The_Headmasters

@Sxorp  ..... What? @Flames

@Flames   Once upon a time, in a world before Voldemort was defeated lived three young hereos. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger. Ron Weasley was currently in an affair with the ever so hated Lavender Brown. One day Ron got poisened from some mead given to him by Professor Slughorn. Slughorn had no idea the mead was poisoned when he served it. Lavender went to visit poor Ronald in the hospital where Hermione and harry happened to be.  @thechess_king your turn @Sxorp

@thechess_king   'What's she doing here?' The hated lavender brown exclaimed pointing to our dear Hermione. 'I could ask you the same thing' Hermione retorted. 'I happen to be his girlfriend' the slut defended 'I happen to be his.... Friend' Hermione said barely saving herself. A heated aruguement broke out that was soon interrupted by the unconscious Ronald Weasley. @Siriusly_Potter   You're up @Sxorp

@Siriusly_Potter   Ronald mumbled something incoherent, word learned from Rosie, and all heads turned. Dumbledore and Snape happen to be there as well and also looked over. 'Erion... Ermine... Hermione," Ron mumbled in his sleep. Lavender screeched in sadness with her horrible voice and ran out of the room as Hermione took Ronald's hand in her own, smiling to him. "Ah, young love," Dumbledore sighed, "To be young and feel it's ever hurtful sting." @Sxorp

@Flames   The end!

@Sxorp   I'm sorry I asked

@The_Headmasters   Dad and Aunt mione are dying of laughter and give all of you A+++++ for your description of Lavender @Flames @thechess_king  @Siriusly_Potter

@Flames   We learned it all from Aunt Gin @The_Headmasters

@The_Headmasters   I hate you, Rose. Mum and dad are now making out. I'm coming back home

@Sxorp   Thank god, I thought I was going to die!

@MalfoyM   And why's that @Sxorp

@Sxorp   I'm alone. With Flames. That's dangerous. I'm surprised I don't have any scars yet.

@Flames   YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME??? NO! I MISSED MY CHANCE!

@The2nd_Fred   And this is why we love her ^^