Arin-
Ok, no hard feelings against her now, but when I first was introduced to Suzy as your girlfriend, I DESPISED her. She's an awesome person and stuff, but I was so jealous of what you two seemed to have. So, naturally, when you first started to get comfortable enough with me to complain about her, my feelings felt valid, I guess.
After a few months of hearing how miserable you were, I started trying to work my way into your heart. Looking back, it was such a shitty thing to do, but if I said that I hadn't, I'd be lying. But, whatever. Ross did try to convince me that you two were happy, and I started to feel a bit guilty then. But not even a minite after he walked out, you come in angry about a recent fight with her.
Sorry about how awful I was, by the way. God, I was a grade-A douchebag.
-Danny