You Can't Catch Me (Diabolik Lovers)

Chapter 6

The next night.

Pixis was sound asleep, not hearing the whispers next to his bed.
"Why am I helping you do this again?" Yuma whispered to the two red heads. Ayato smirked, peering at the sleeping neko.
"Because Ore-sama went out and bought you more sugar cubes—"
"I didn't even ask you too!" He shout whispered, getting ready to slowly step out. Laito grabbed his wrist and pulled him back.
"Aw, you know why you're here. You want to see the neko just as bad as I do." The pervert purred with a devious grin. Yuma facepalmed.
"Definitely not here for the same reason as you." He said before looking at Pixis. He couldn't help but stare as soft little noises came from the neko's mouth.
"You sure about that?" Laito asked with a smirk. Yuma frowned, "Its because of the sugar cubes idiot." Ayato smirked then shushed them, moving to the other side of Pixis' bed.
His plan was perfect. He would get the neko to the pool, without Reiji finding out, and throw him in the water. Definitely a weird prank, but he knew cats hate water so he couldn't wait to see the neko's reaction.
Of course it was also payback for undressing in front of him; Ayato still blushes a bit at the thought. It was so unlike him, so he was all for this pool prank.
Laito came along because he would get to see the precious neko soaked in water. Something that he very much would enjoy. Especially since all the other was wearing was a thin white undershirt and a pair of shorts.
Yuma was here simply because...well he still didn't know. He never asked Ayato to buy him anything, and he definitely wasn't here for the same reason as Laito. He could care less if he saw the neko half naked, or if he freaked out because he was in the water.

"I'll wrap him up, you carry him, and Laito you walk out before us to make sure Reiji won't see."
"And Ruki." Yuma added with a sigh. "Wait why do I have to carry him?" He frowned. Ayato just shrugged before quickly moving the blanket to wrap around Pixis.
"Hurry up and take him!" Ayato whispered, motioning for Yuma to go as Laito made sure the coast was clear.
Yuma groaned before picking up Pixis and following out the room after Laito. "Where is the pool?" He asked, frustrated, regretting actually listening to the two redheads.
Ayato only waved his hand for him to follow. Not too long after they were at the pool and Yuma stood carrying the neko near the pool. He huffed and glared at Ayato.
"If it was this far away why didn't you just carry him and teleport!?" He said, getting even more frustrated.
Ayato shrugged. "Ore-sama didn't want to do it. Besides you got a workout, so calm down." He tried to reassure the tall vampire.
He growled, "I do not need a work out carrying some kid—!" He started as the boy in his arms started to squirm.
"Eh...?" Pixis mumbled, not being able to see anything. He flailed around, making Yuma panic and throw him into the water quickly.
Pixis moved around in the water, getting the blanket from around him, and finally realizing where he was.
"You were supposed to unwrap him first!" Ayato scolded before butting heads with Yuma, the two angrily yelling at the other. Laito just smirked and took his phone out, camera ready.
The two vampires finally stopped yelling when they remembered the neko in the water. Ayato turned and frowned when he saw Pixis simply treading water and watching them with his eyes above the water.
Yuma couldn't tell what the boys expression was so he sat confused, staring at him in the water.
Pixis then glared. He dove under the water then grabbed his blanket. He came back to the top before leaping out of the water, rolling his small blanket up with a deathly glare.
He smirked before slinging the blanket at Ayato, who was closest, hitting him with it and making him fall back into the water.
"You little—!"
"I thought you said he'd get mad!" Yuma shouted at the resurfacing Ayato, realizing the neko was only joking around. Pixis simply smirked wide and went after Yuma next.
"Get that away from me!" He shouted at the wet blanket, trying to get out of Pixis' way. "Get Laito! He's the one with a camera!" He tried to defend himself. Pixis had already gotten Yuma some so he turned to Laito and charged after him, as he was near the edge.
Laito's eyes went wide as he came closer. He came up with an idea quick and vanished just before Pixis reached him. Pixis whined as he started falling in the water, but just as he did Laito reappeared and grabbed the back of his shirt, ripping it.
Pixis fell with a splash, hitting Ayato in the process. Pixis held onto Ayato, not realizing it was him, as the two started going down further.
Pixis finally opened his eyes and locked eyes with Ayato. The redhead was heated now that he was soaked as well. He smirked regardless, and tried to wrestle the neko to get to the surface before him.
Pixis grabbed a hold of Ayato just as their heads came above water, but under Ayato had pushed the other against the side of the pool, a glare on his face.
Pixis blushed before getting an idea to embarrass the redhead further. He leaned forward and caught the others lips. Ayato's eyes went wide when he realized his hands were on Pixis' hips and how close the two were, especially now that they were kissing. Wait he's kissing me! Ayato thought, before pulling away, his face going red.
"What...What was that for!?" He shouted, pushing himself away from the boy.
"Ne? You were just so close, I figured you wouldn't mind." Pixis snickered, before climbing out of the water. He put his hand on his hip as he turned and looked at the other two.
Laito only smirked as he looked the neko up and down. His shirt was gone and his, rather short, shorts now clung to him in every area. Laito definitely believed the whole "I'm 17" thing now.
Yuma stood barely blushing, watching the neko. He didn't see Ruki and Reiji enter with glares on their faces.
"What happened here!?" Reiji snapped. Pixis looked at the two before walking over and throwing himself onto Ruki. He wrapped his arms around the male, getting water on him.
"Those two redheads decided to throw me in the pool while I was sleeping. Your brother too, Ruki!" He whined, pretending to be innocent.
"H-He pushed me in the water and kissed me!" Ayato tried to protest.
"Yeah, and .. he whipped with a blanket!" Yuma yelled after. At Reiji and Ruki's questioning looks, the tall vampire pointed to the soaked blanket on the tile. Reiji sighed, rubbing his temples.
"Tch, this is so annoying!" Yuma complained.
Ruki looked down at Pixis. He almost froze when he realized his shirt was gone and his shorts were.. well. Anyway, Ruki looked away.
"Where did your clothes go?" He mumbled.
Pixis pouted and pointed at Laito, "He tore my shirt." Laito only pushed the torn fabric in the water, failing to play it off.
Ruki looked back down at the others exposed skin, he wondered what it would be like to sink his fangs into it. He hummed to himself with a small smirk before looking to his brother. "Yuma, you really shouldn't be acting this way in someone else's home." Ruki said, before looking back down.
"I suppose I can help you get to a decent state again." The smirk never left his lips as he teleported with Pixis to his bathroom.
Reiji glared at his brothers, getting prepared to lecture them as Yuma slipped out of the room as fast he could.
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Wow I really don't know how to write with the Mukami's so I apologize. This whole chapter is a mess and very much not serious in any way 😂.