"hello. thank you for distracting me; preventing me from continuing the process called studying!"
"blueberry?"
"yes, camera boy?"
"just checking because for a second there, i thought that was a voicemail."
"nope, no voicemail. me doing what i am good at."
"which is?"
"procrastinating, what else?"
"eh, i thought maybe it was annoying everyone around you."
"do some research first then state the facts, because you are wrong. i don't annoy the people i dislike."
"oh my god! i can't believe blueberry said something nice about me!"
"next time, would you kindly not ever use that girl voice? my ears are bleeding, ahhhhh!"
"you are hurting my eardrums!"
"my ears are bleeding even more! i am loosing so much blood! i am about to die!"
"god, if you can hear me, please save blueberry here because i can't handle such a drama queen."
"tell my family i love them!"
"i gets no love."
"..."
"finally, peace and quiet."
***
me: i should study
a minute later
me: *starts reading on wattpad*
a couple hours later
me: *studies for two minute*
me: nah, i should write instead
btw my first exam is on friday and here i am
yay
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Short Storya prank call that leads to a long lasting relationship *** "this is Candids, how can i help you?" "if you are in need of a good quality ice cream, there is a shop next to your house. honestly it is so good." "hello?" "maybe we can get it on the way...
