"this is Can-"
"should i be offended that you are not expecting my calls?"
"yes. no. maybe."
"if that is you trying to write lyrics, then sorry to say this but it is horrible."
"jee, now i am hurt."
"oops? by the way, what is this Candid shop?"
"oh my god! you don't know Candids! it is liking stabbing me in the heart!"
"am i suppose to know everything? i can barely remember what the things i study."
"let me educate you about Candids because no one seemed to bother to do so. are you ready?"
"yes! so ready! i am jumping from excitement!"
"sarcasm won't get you anywhere. it is just rude."
"i apologize for my rude behavior. can you please go back to educating me about the things i am missing on?"
"right so, Candids is the shop of your dreams, has all kinds of photography equipment, in good quality and condition."
"who paid you to say all of that? and you don't know how long i have been looking for such place!"
"my manager of course, who else? told you! you've been missing out on paradise."
"yes, i have. i keep buying things online and making myself go broke."
"you are welcome for educating you. what do i get in return?"
"doing an act of kindness does not require anything in return."
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lol i still don't know if i am doing this right.
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Contoa prank call that leads to a long lasting relationship *** "this is Candids, how can i help you?" "if you are in need of a good quality ice cream, there is a shop next to your house. honestly it is so good." "hello?" "maybe we can get it on the way...
