"camera boy! you called first! i thought this friend thing was one-sided."
"my names is aaron not camera boy, that sounds like mail man. we are friends? bummer."
"since this friendship is one-sided, you will continue to be camera boy until you decide you want in your life. you're missing out."
"friends know each other's names, i don't know yours. so can this friendship go on?"
"..."
"you're actually going to ignore me, how mature of you."
"..."
"i'll think of a name to call you since you don't to give it to me."
"..."
"hmm...how about blueberry?"
"..."
"if you are trying to ignore someone, do it right without trying to hold your laugh."
"oh my god, why on earth would you call me blueberry?"
"it is the first thing that came to mind? don't they say follow your instinct or whatever?"
"just so you know, my name is zoe, not blueberry."
"and she hung up. i guess this is what i get for declining a friendship."
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i may have forgotten to make them introduce their names...
they already have exchanged numbers, i didn't want to include it
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Nouvellesa prank call that leads to a long lasting relationship *** "this is Candids, how can i help you?" "if you are in need of a good quality ice cream, there is a shop next to your house. honestly it is so good." "hello?" "maybe we can get it on the way...
