Female Kuroko Tetsuya (Kuroko no Basuke)

Host Club

Kise's POV

"Wow, Kise-kun! Your friends is very good~ I don't know that they are the members of Generation of Miracles which you're always talking about~!"

"Right right~ They are really talented and cool~ Especially Kuroko-cchi~~ He's so cute-ssu~!"

"He?"

"Eh, I mean 'she'-ssu~!! ahahaha" awkward laugh.

"Oh, I heard that wrong then ahahaha"

"Oh right, Kise! The director wants you to do acting, take your friends along with you, I'm sure you'll all get pick~!"

"Really~~?!?!" A tail and dog ears popped out,

"I will tell them then-ssu~~!!!" Jumps around.

~Present~

Kuroko's POV

"And that's how it is-ssu~" Kise says happily, tail wagging and ears popped out,

'Puppy.'

"No." Chorus everyone.

"Eh~~?? Why-ssu~?!?!" Kise is almost in the verge of crying, tail dropped down and ears too.

"Its always you-nodayo."

"Who gets to modelled with Kuro-chin."

"We only get group photo with Tetsu."

"I don't even want to get drag into this."

"Ki-chan, that's unfair."

"Ryouta. How dare you."

Sigh.. "Minna-san, please don't blame Kise-kun. He's not at fault."

"Kuroko-cchi~!!" Brightened up,

"Its his carrer's fault." Deadpanned.

"Kuroko-cchi..!!" Sniffles

"Dammit Kise, Its because of your face!" "AOMINE-CCHI!!"

"I don't even know what's so good about him." "KAGAMI-CCHI!!"

"Quiet." drop dead silence.

"Then, Ryouta. What's with all of us gets dragged into your entertainment job."

"That's right! I only want to go shopping with Tetsu-chan!"

"Etto..-ssu.." fidgetting,

Sigh, "Akashi-kun.."

Kise's manager showed up,

"You guys~!!!" We all turn towards him,

"I receive from the director about the film they are going to make, and the director himself agree to have you guys as the main character~!"

Not happy.

"Really-ssu~~??"

.. Only Kise.

"Yeah, its a story about--"

"We quit."

"Eh?"

"We would like to quit this entertainment job." Akashi declair,

"W.. Why?"

"Because its Ryouta's. We got nothing to do with this." Akashi walk away, the rest follows.

"G.. gomen, manager-cchi~!" Kise feels bad,

and I feel happy. To be released fro--..

"Then Host Club~!"

Wait what.

Everyone stop on their track and turn around slowly,

"Host.. club?"

"Yes! if you guys don't want to do acting, I could arrange a host club for you~!"

'... First of all, .... WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE A HOST CLUB!!!' I almost scream my thoughts.

"And?" Akashi-kun asked,

"We would like you all to be the host."

"What's in it for us?" Aomine and Kagami say--

Wait.. 'Host club > Kuroko > Female > Female Host Kuroko(?!)'

....

"Alright." They all chorused, face flushed red.

'WHAT. NO!" "Akashi-kun, I don't think this is--"

"Nonesense, Tetsuya. This is like playing basketball." 'WHAT IS'

"We agree."

Kuroko's fate is sealed.