Percy Jackson: Facebook [slow updates]

BOOM level 50! ... Oh :(

Percy Jackson updated his status: BOOM! Percy Jackson reached Lv. 50 in My Fishy Village LIKE A BOSS!

Poseidon likes this

~comments~

Poseidon: haha, son I'm level 60!! In yo face

Annabeth Chase: *your and that's not very nice Seaweed Brain is your son!

Percy Jackson: yeah dad

Poseidon: do you want your phone this week?

Percy Jackson: you can't make me!!!!

[around 20 minutes later]

Frank Zhang updated his status: Uh... Guys is Percy OK? He is going a bit mental

~comments~

Annabeth Chase: Oh don't worry seaweed brain just got his phone taken off him

Grover Underwood: Whew for a moment there I thought the mental hospital you took him to wasn't working, because he took my quesadilla and rung you, it was a real weird convo you two had o_O

Annabeth Chase: *conversation Oh thats sweet ~<3

Leo Valdez: o_O hes touching me!

Annabeth Chase: *he's

Leo Valdez: I don needz you correcting mwah

Athena: *don't *need

Annabeth Chase: *me and Valdez insult me again, and you will not like the consequences

Are: fight fight fight

Hades: what he said ^

Ares: Shuddup and dont copi me >:O

Athena: *shut *up

Annabeth Chase: *don't *copy

Ares: *stics tonge out at athena and anibeth*

Athena: *sticks *toungue

Annabeth Chase: *Athena *Annabeth Thank you for using this service, feel free to go and inquire about our service if you require help in your grammar, spelling, vocabulary, speech, tone, Greek, Latin, SMS messaging, typing, writing and any other form of written or spoken language

Leo Valdez: o_O how much?

Athena: Well Valdez it depends on the subject, oh and before I forget you owe 10 drachma from this week, and 80 from the previous weeks [that's a charge of 2 drachma a correction or aid] again we thank you for using our services

Ares: ha shame punk you just got pwned

Annabeth Chase: *powned

Athena: Ares if I were you I would stop laughing because you owe us 180 drachma [that {for all those idiots} is a charge of 20 drachma a correction or aid]

Nico DiAngelo: woah, just hold on a second, is Athena and Annabeth in the same room?

Athena: no, not at all

Annabeth Chase: that would be absurd!

Ares: Says you

Annabeth Chase: *evil glare*

Athena: you want a go?

Leo Valdez: Burn baby, burn!

Ares: stay out of this punk >:@

Athena: yes child,

Annabeth Chase: stay out of this skirmish

Leo Valdez: *backs away slowly*

Ares: Good now that punk is gone lets settle this!

[after 95 minutes of 'text' swearing, insulting 'punching' and anger]

Ares: Fine you to win

Athena: *two or *2 that now brings your total up to *drumroll* 2,598,580 drachma!

Ares: ~comment removed due to innapropriate language~