Tender Boy

~ Chapter 6 ~

Right, so I'm fairly new to the whole 'BTS' fandom thing and I literally just found 'Agust D' and all I have to say is I feel slightly violated. I'm not complaining though.

Why is Suga testing my love for TaeTae?! I thought Jimin was supposed to do that, I have to rethink everything I know.

A to the G to the U to the ... STD? (Do you think they realized or do they just not care what STD implies?)

Time to insert this masterpiece of a song into my writing, hehehe.

"Was I just supposed to leave him at the door?" Taehyung shrugged, "He's going to live with us anywa- OH SWEET JESUS, SUGA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY POOR SLIDE? DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH THAT COSTS?"

Suga paused, glared at Taehyung and turned to Alex, "Welcome to the dysfunctional family." He saluted and went back to stomping on V's shoe.

Taehyung abandoned Alex and shielded his shoe, tears running down his face as he cradled it in his arms. "I love you left shoe, right shoe is going to be so lonely..."

"Grow up Tae" said Namjoon, he swatted away Jin's cloth attack at pointed into the kitchen, "Jin, whatever is burning is still cooking."

Jin froze and turned around, sprinting into the smoky kitchen, "Namjoon, clean up the glass! I could have stepped on it!" Jin's head poked out of the doorway, "Oh... Hello... new person?"

Alex smiled at him, "Hello."

"Sorry... about mess, we not usually... like this?" Jin apologized, "We go out to eat soon... Umm, food burn, so uh yeah..."

"It's fine really!" Alex waved his worries away and walked over to Jungkook. She held her hand out and helped him to his feet, "Are you okay?"

Jungkook wiped the soap off his jeans and bowed slightly to Alex, "T-thank you, Thank you. Sorry about soap... Your c-coat is very very nice."

Alex laughed and made Jungkook smile, "Don't worry about it." Alex saw they struggled to speak English so she decided to keep the act of the fully Australian boy going, she needed to know the extent of their knowledge. She would, after all, be teaching them English for their American tour. "Why is he twerking with sponges on his feet?"

Jungkook looked at her with a blank stare, "Sponges? Twerking... I am sorry, I do not understand."

Alex smirked and walked towards J-Hope, she pointed at the sponges and repeated, "Sponges." then she pointed at his butt and mimicked him, "Twerking." She stopped her dance and looked at Jungkooks surprised expression, "Why?"

Before Jungkook could reply Hoseok cut in, "Why not?" He grinned at Alex, "More fun like this, yeah?"

"Okay."

J-Hope continued twerking and started chanting, "TWERKING, TWERKING, TWERKING!! WOOO!"

Alex didn't know what to do so she stood there and glanced at Jimin, he was still running around like a headless chicken, opened a door and threw things inside the room. He stopped and wiped the sweat off his forehead, he had run out of things to pick up so he just stood there too.