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{KAKAOTALK}

tenouttaten has added johnnyss to a bunch of gay bananas

2:34pm

tenouttaten
hi guys this is Johnny he's hot please be nice to him

ltyong
lmao Ten are you alright

jeff_hyun
YOU DID THAT AGAIN
I'M GOING TO GET JEALOUS BITCH

tenouttaten
shut up Jaehyun
say hi to Johnny guys!!!

johnnyss
lmao hello everyone

uwoo
hey! I swear we are normal, this is just a severe case of stupiditis, they still need to recover.

wong_lu
Why do you act like you're the normal one here? Last night you practically begged Doyoung to give you a lap dance
He hates you now for sure

bunnykim
nah he and jeno are still my favorites out of you fuckers

jeff_hyun
oh my god hi Doyoung how are you

bunnykim
shut up Jaehyun

ltyong
what's up with him?

tenouttaten
NOTHING!!

johnnyss
so I don't really know why I'm here but you guys seem fun so I'm alright??

donghyikes
we are fun, but you'll probably end up in jail if you continue being friends with us so I advice you on leaving

tenouttaten
you're just afraid that he'll snatch mark away from you bc both of them are americans donghyuck stop being like this taeil didn't raise you to be this rude

donghyikes
mark is canadian excuse you

tenoutten
I see you got my point. I'm not even trying anymore.

johnnyss
wanna take a nap, ten?;)

ltyong
stay away from ten or I'll punch you

tenouttaten
doN'T MIND HIM JOHNNY HE'S JUST BEING SILLY

tenouttaten
but wait

tenoutta
I just noticed

tenouttaten
how come you're talking in korean??? What????

lytong
you're so stupid it's hurting me sometimes

johnnyss
^I agree

johnnyss
it's cute tho;)))

johnnyss
anyways my parents are korean(so I'm technically korean too?????)but I've lived in America most of my life. I moved to Seoul two years ago so yeah

tenouttaten
you never told me

johnnyss
because you were either trying ti make a weird conversation with me or drunk texting me

ltyong
wait what

jeff_hyun
taeyong seriously stop being like this I'm starting to get really hurt

tenouttaten
yeah Taeyong listen to your boyfriend

bunnykim
I hate love

baemin
same, hyung, same

donghyikes
still salty about jeno rejecting you?

jeyes
when will you guys let go of this? Jaemin knew I had a boyfriend, therefore he knew that I'd reject him
Jesus

baemin
true tho
stop being mean to jeno

jeyes
thanks jae you're an angel

baemin
that doesn't mean that I'll talk you
fuck
i just did that
bye

moonil
WHO SWORE
oh
we have someone new
hi newbie, I'm Taeil

johnnyss
hi, nice to meet you

ltyong
he's our mom

tenouttaten
yeah he saves our asses when we're drunk, he cooks for us, he reminds us of our essays, he gives us coffee

moonil
don't flatter me

johnnyss
must suck to take care of this many people lmao

mountainman has added hansolo to a bunch of gay bananas

bunnykim
what the fuck yuta

mountainman
what

bunnykim
i thought you and hansol broke up????

mountainman
we did
we're still friends

ltyong
that doesn't work out 99% of the times, yuta

mountainman
thanks for being so supporting guys, I appreciate it so fucking much honestly

tenouttaten
idk who this guy is but hi anyways

johnnyss
lmao hansol watchu doing here

hansolo
I could ask you the same??? Tf man

mountainman
wait what

hansolo
I have some classes together with Johnny
lmao what a coincidence!!

johnnyss
yupp, we have anatomy, biology, music and art together

tenouttaten
the fuck

tenouttaten
what do you want to be if you study anatomy, biology, music and art at the same fucking time??!?!!????

johnnyss
a PE teacher

tenouttaten
oh so you like kids

tenouttaten
we're not going to work out then sorry honey

tenouttaten
doyoung he's all yours

bunnykim
what

johnnyss
what

hansolo
what

{KAKAOTALK}

johnnyss

3:21pm

johnnyss
uhm hi Ten

tenouttaten
hey!!

johnnyss
what did you mean about doyoung having me?lmao
if I may ask

tenouttaten
ugh okay
so doyoung likes jaehyun(the jeff_hyun guy in the gc) but jae is dating taeyong

johnnyss
the one who threathened me?

tenouttaten
yeah that one

tenouttaten
so i was hoping that I could hook you up with doyoung bc you seem like a nice and chill guy and I'm ugh
sorry tho

johnnyss
why isn't it you, who hooks up with me?;)
seen 3:30pm

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