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"Your bottle traveled 10513kms and found younghoe[USA]! You will be notified when your bottle is opened!"
"USAyounghoe opened your bottle!"
"younghoe kept your bottle, say Hi!☺"

chittaporn
omg hi how are you

younghoe
i got a lotta cash

younghoe
i don't mind spending it

chittaporn
okay? I----

younghoe
imma smoke this joint then imma break you off

{KAKAOTALK}

tenouttaten
omg doyoung I hate you for making me install that app SOME FUCKING STRANGER IS TEXTING ME WEIRD THINGS I'M AJXNYSJSKYJSHDJ

bunnykim
bro chill what's up

bunnykim
tell papa kim

tenouttaten
ew that is disgusting

tenouttaten
anYwAYS

tenouttaten
he's like "I got a lotta cash, I don't mind spending it, imma smoke this joint then imma break you off"

tenouttaten
I mean I know I'm hot, but still

tenouttaten
wtf

bunnykim
you're so dumb it hurts me

bunnykim
it's obv that he's lyrics pranking you

bunnykim:
how did you not get that oh my life

tenouttaten
okay but which song snajdhyusbfhsjdb DOYOUNG THIS IS A FUCKING EMERGENCY

bunnykim
okay I looked it up because your dumb ass didn't think of doing that

bunnykim
the song's title is "or nah"
search it up, bitch

tenouttaten
lmao did you know that you're my favorite friend?ily💕💕

{BOTTLED}

chittaporn
is we fucking when we leave the club or nah?

younghoe
that's not how it continues, boy

chittaporn
yea I know
idc tbh

younghoe
all those abbrevations my eyes are burning out----

chittaporn
good, it was my intention
do you need some clorox to clean them tho?

younghoe
dude
do u wanna be my bestfriend

chittaporn
so if I say yes..

chittaporn
can you lick the tip then throat the dick or nah?;)

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i swear this isn't going to turn into smut PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS BOOK SERIOUSLY I JUST------

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