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  Whatever anyone said about the three weirdos that were so different they shouldn't possibly be friends they constantly topped themselves in absurd and unnecessary pranks.
Eijirou knew it was coming but seeing Monona prancing around in a maid costume singing, or crying really, "Lady Marmalade" totally opened a new world for him he hadn't needed to be aware of.
He also swore to never, ever lose any game of chance that began with what Chisaki Tsukime called nothing but a harmless bit of play-acting.

The weekend before Monona Neito sang in French words no one would want to take him up on...

  Weekends, meh.
Miku couldn't spend all of them training or working. Or watching anime with Onisama since he didn't much like her out of his sight. He seriously had unrealistic expectations on how much mayhem she could come up with on the fly-Neito and she often rehersed for days for the really dramatic bits.
Besides, Eiji didn't like it when she ran amok too much and she sorta liked him now even if she made her suggestion on a lark. He was really sweet and attentive. Seemed a waste to piss him off for no good reason.
But he was off with those two dimwits since he couldn't hang around all the time leaving her to her brother's mercy but that was tiring so she ended up playing Fortnite with Mii  and Seina-san online as well as some kid called Good4Nothing that cursed like a sailor and played like a disgruntled angel of death. His partner Mindbender was just as mean-spirited as he claimed there were no sides,only grenades,which their final teammate Xplododeath wasn't shy about chucking at him even if there really was no point in such a game.
Maybe it was on principle or he just happened to like blowing things up.
"You have fun without me, Overhaul Jr.?" Miku asked ignoring the general lunacy of several boys all trying to kill digital people while using words that shouldn't be yelled in public.
"Not at all. But I'll be seeing you soon since the guardian I've been passed on to thinks child rearing is better done in person." Tsukime sounded at most inconvenienced.
"Neito does miss you so that's a thing." Miku smiled picturing that pinched annoyed face her friend made that made her look even more like Kai-san than she already did.
Tsukime wanted reassurance that she'd be welcome but it was fun to tease her sometimes.
"Oi, fucking, Grave, you forget your job here?" Mr.Good4Nothing sounded ever so put out as the sniper,her, pretended not to notice the ambush going on.
"Eheheh, looks fine to me." Miku feigned ignorance just to be an ass.
"From now on I'm calling you "Quiet". Since you're useless." Threatened Mindbender sounding miffed.
"Unless the enemy is Russian." corrected Seina-san aka Neg8 in her serene and pleasant way, a sort of trick when the person in question was a quasi godlike monster who's name actually meant something like 'the undefeatable'.
Miku certainly could never claim to have come even slightly close.
Their odd team put the pests down in a couple minutes after she stopped playing around.
She still got cussed a lot but that was a given when you act like a brat in team-based games. They could've booted her altogether. Not that she cared that much but new online friends were nice too.
Made her think she should try to get along better with her classmates; most of them wanted to like her because of her brother even if they feared she might be vain and hateful like their dad.
She was not but also suspected she might be a bit too full of herself. It came with being overpowered. She had trouble seeing things at the same level as others.
"Hooo-kaaay, let's start by leaving the damn room. Don't want people thinking I'm a Sith Lord." She encouraged herself not to be a snob and act like a kid that wasn't raised by wolves.
She would come to regret that decision fairly quickly but not as much as the one that inadvertently pissed her off.
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"Dude's queer, I'm telling you you're wasting your time,Yaoyorozu."the owner of that voice was imminently close to death.
"Todoroki-kun isn't!" insisted the ponytailed girl sounding hurt somehow.
  If she liked Onisama then she had every reason to be, Miku suspected.
She knew her brother better than anyone in the world and just from watching she could tell...How could she not, right? It changed nothing in her mind but some people...Some ignorant hateful souls they judged what should make no difference.
The purple plucker fucker looked way too happy to gossip,"He totally is! Ain't it weird how he never even looks at a girl no matter how hard she throws herself at him?"
"You know he could just be more concerned with his grades than picking up girls, you troll." Miku smiled at him as fire crawled across her hair.
Don't think, don't worry, act. Kai-san once told her that emotion was a cage, a hindrance.That if you focus all your being on mulling over right and wrong that you inevitably opened yourself up to making mistakes- considering where he was currently he'd know.
Also don't get too wrapped up in the source of the advice coming from an incarcerated yakuza; that there was indigestion fuel.
So no thinking,just crush him to the floor with a marble sized ball of compressed gravity.
The plucker fucker went white long before he looked up at her. Let them call her crazy or a spoiled monster, no one would insult her Onisama.
"Er, Mikushiba..." He sounded more than a little terrified.
"Here I am thinking I'm the one being immature so I came down to try to get along with everyone..."Miku snapped her fingers causing sparks to ignite.
"No, no, you can't, Miku-chan..." Yaoyorozu Momo protested even if her heart wasn't truly in it 
  Miku thought about it a sec then raised her hand to have him leaving the floor to collide with the ceiling where she left him much to his whiny dismay. "Didn't know I could do that, huh?" she supposed. "Graviton is based on one of the three absolutes of reality and it works both ways. Well, this didn't work out at all maybe I should just give up ."
  "Don't say that. Not everyone is like him."the other girl protested.
  "Yeah, yeah. Stop acting like a chuunibyou and let's play!" The pink girl butted in too slinging an arm around Miku in a companionable way she normally didn't abide by anyone but Neito and Tsukime since she knew she could trust them.
  Maybe that too was another problem in her character but having a famous dad made it hard to take people at face value.
  Her brother used to say it was usually normal to think someone either wanted to hurt him or use him when they were kids. Not to mention that nimrod had been kidnapped no less than four times over the years. He had the right of it but what a sad way to live she was glad he had friends now.
So Miku sighed and tried not to look like her smile was too forced doing her best since she did nothing half way.
If nothing else it was an experience.

So this monstrous atrocity of a school was infamous UA...Chisaki Tsukime didn't care at all but she'd  been bored at Shinketsu, home of hat-hair, anyway without Miku that was a genius at coming up with the kind of destructive pranks that made aniki shudder with revulsion.  He was way too sensitive for that world. He should really just give up and die;there only needed to be one Overhaul anyway.
  She did all the usual things you do at a new school then went to her guardian's class to check in there too.
  Usual blank stares but whatever;the impression she made on a bunch of wannabe hero peasants was not an issue to her.
  "I can hear your dismissal of everyone's existence. Be nice, oujosama." Miku scolded at the first break between classes.
  They stood outside waiting  for Neito to show up which he did within a couple of minutes.
  "Be nice? Since when do you care about that?" Both of the infamous snob's friends demanded.
  "I just don't want to make a nuisance of myself.-Hey, Eiji." Miku shrugged it off and let some spiky haired boy cuddle her when at one point such an offense would have resulted in pain.
  "Gross! What am I seeing?!" Neito shrieked."Gross! Get off of my Miku, you spiny bastard!"
  "Did ya really have ta say gross twice?" Spiky wondered passively as if used to having insults screamed at him.
"Eiji, this mini disaster is another friend I've had since middle school. She won't be any better or worse than Neito but, um, her older brother is the former Overhaul. Oujosama, of the fallen clan, this is my Eiji." Miku introduced him.
"Oh, hi, Chisaki-chan." The spiky one spoke politely enough but seemed a fraction uncomfortable.
"Peasant, we won't be buddies, but anyway it's been awhile since we were all together so how about a game?" Tsukime dismissed him for then.
  Miku's bicolored eyes sharpened with interest then.
"Alright, and what happens to the loser?"
"Just a harmless bit of  play-acting." Tsukime promised and Neito moaned in misery.

Since this is au I took liberties and rewrote history a bit. Btw Tsukime is both Kai's sister and the illegitimate kid of his boss that took him in as a boy making her Eri's aunt and she's also currently another ward of Aizawa.
This was long and I'm tired. It's more about just understanding the dynamic of the three than anything but it's almost over I promise
You probably noticed the Quiet reference but if you're not a MG fan it might not have meant anything to you.
Just look up Quiet+ sniper and you'll find everything you need. Maybe.
Anyway this has been Joker and Imma gonna go to bed now.  Plus Ultra until the next time.
Ps can you guess from the handles who Miku's online teammates were?

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