(tobi and deidara were competeing against each other to see who can get paid from the older akatsuki by making a scroll summoning for future use tobi is making a falcon while deidara is making a eagle)
Tobi=done.
Deidara=finish.
Tobi=now for the audience.
Deidara=now who can it be.
(itachi then came walking by while dragging his stuffed toy weasel sazh)
Tobi=tachi.
Deidara=hey itachi.
Itachi=huh.
Deidara= I need you real quick.
Tobi=no I do.
Itachi=wat dat.
Deidara= I will go first.
(deidara grabs itachi's high chair from the kitchen and sat him in it)
Itachi=(coo's)
Deidara=erm now ladies and gentlemen do you ever want back up but they are to slow but now all that can change with this summoning scroll call a battle eagle they are fierce strong and loyal.
Itachi=(claps hands) ha ha ha yay dei.
Deidara=got this in the bag.
Tobi=my turn erm now ladies and gentlemen and mom and dad its time for my scroll now with mines it can get a falcon with sharp claws and can fight good.
Itachi=(claps hands) yay obi!!
Tobi=heh heh I win.
Deidara=so who won itachi
Itachi=..Mommy!!
Deidara=(sighs)
Tobi=(ugh)
Konan=there you are itachi.
Itachi=mommy.
(konan picks up itachi)
Konan=so what are you two doing?
Deidara=practicing our presetation.
Itachi=wan do dat!
Konan=no itachi its to dangrous.
Itachi=bud wan do id!!
Konan=no itachi.
Itachi=(humph).
Konan=well you guys keep on practicing I need to put itachi down for his nap.
Tobi=okay thanks mom.
Deidara=thanks.
(so konan got itachi a bottle of warm milk and he drunk and konan put him in his crib but itachi was not asleep)
Itachi=(humph) wan dat to hmm.
(itachi climbed out of his crib and went to his toddler table where he has some of his art toys and got some of his crayons and some paper and sat down)
Itachi=me do birddie!
(so itachi got a black crayon to draw what sorta looks like a bird)
Itachi=did id(yawn)..Me sweepy.
(pain came passing by to notice itachi laid his head down on the table)
Pain=hey itachi what are you doing up?
Itachi=mmm.
(pain picks up itachi but itachi started whining and pointed to his picture he drew)
Pain=whats this?
Itachi=birddie.
Pain=umm sure it is.
(pain tucked itachi in and he left)
(one hour later)
Itachi=(yawn) mmm...Mommy daddy.
.....
Hidan=they told me to come get ya.
Itachi=sistew.
Hidan=stop calling me that I am not a f****** girl!!!
Itachi=heh heh.
Hidan=(sighs) whatever they also told me to check your diaper to.
(hidan felt around itachi's diaper and found itachi had peed)
Hidan=d*****.
Itachi=dan ged me new daipy?
Hidan=yeah I kinda have to.
(hidan layed itachi on the changing table and removed itachi's dirty diaper and replaced it with a clean one)
Itachi=heh heh.
Hidan=there lets go.
(in the living room)
(the room was changed drastically to resemble the room in shark tank)
Hidan=when did yall do this I just left to get him!!!!!
(pain turned his rolling chair around to face hidan pain was dressed in a black business suit with a black tie and black formal shoes)
Pain=its an secret so don't worry about it.
Hidan=why do you look so f****** snazzy.
(konan turns around using her chair she was wearing a black dress and black high heels with black stockings)
Konan=its because to look profesinal we even got one for itachi which is so cute itachi come to mommy for a minute.
Itachi=(toddles to konan)
(konan dresses itachi in his suit itachi has a black suit with a black bow tie and black formal shoes)
Konan=there my little boy look so handsome.
Itachi=heh heh.
(konan puts itachi on her lap)
Sasori= I 'm ready I have not wore this tux in a while.
(sasori had a black tux with a red bow tie and black formal shoes)
Pain=you are just in time there is you chair.
(20 minutes later)
(deidara and tobi were dressed into grey formal suits and had black formal shoes and black ties)
Pain=hello welcome now the rules are simple all you have to do is show off your project and if you win you get to learn one offense jutsu from me.
Konan=and a counter and defense jutsu from me.
Sasori=and to pick our next event on saturday.
Tobi=whoa.
Deidara=cool.
Pain=now who goes first.
Deidara= I do now my scroll is a eagle they're fast cunning and proud creatures of the avian variety.
Pain=hmm lets see it summon the bird.
Deidara=okay.
(deidara summoned his bird and a eagle popped out and it started swooping around and scratching hidan and the other adults till it tried to scratch itachi to which pain impaled the bird to the wall with his black chakra receivers)
Pain=well we will think about.
Deidara=(groans)
Tobi=tobi's turn..I have a falcon they have razor sharp talons and they are super smart.
Konan=okay lets see it.
(tobi summond his falcon and he gave it a command and the falcon flew out the window)
Tobi=no don't leave!!!
Pain=(sighs)no winner this year.
Konan=oh well there is always next year.
Itachi=daddy me haf dat.
Pain=what?
(itachi got his drawing and showed it to pain.
Pain=nice drawing you want to do what your brothers did.
Itachi=(nods)
Konan=alright itachi tell us about your picture.
Itachi=id birddie an id nice an dey gif yummy food an gif mommy an daddy toys.
Konan=aww.
Itachi=daddy do wat big brwudda do.
Pain= I guess a little chakra will not hurt.
(when pain put his chakra on the drawing the ravins came to life and they dropped ninja tools and food pills)
....
Deidara=....W wha.
Tobi=(tobi took off his mask to make sure he was seeing okay)no way.
Sasori=wow.
Hidan=un f******* believable
Pain=you won what do you want to do?
Itachi=pway wif you an mommy.
Konan=where at?
Itachi=mousy pwace wif goofy.
Konan=sure.
YOU ARE READING
Toddler itachi
Fanfiction[Currently rewriting the story] As one last chance of redemption there is no other option the only way to rid himself of his deeds he will have to die.
