Mute || yoonmin

7

"Taehyung, did you transform into a gay?"

Taehyung spat out his milkshake as Yoongi asked that question, resulting in a fit of laughter and snorting from the boy making Yoongi squint in confusion.

Taehyung finally gained his composure as he sat up on his couch. It's been a week since Yoongi and Jimin made contact and now he was at Taehyung's house. Yoongi never really hung out with anyone else besides Hoseok alot.

He felt like home was suffocating him and he wanted to get out. But Hoseok was busy with chores, and Jungkook wasn't really much of a talker on his own unless Taehyung was present. Yoongi was okay with just texts from Jimin, so that left Taehyung who was home alone before Jungkook would join him later on.

"Well. I was born a gay baby straight from a cabbage patch... where all the lovely gay eccentric babies come from!" He moved his arms in a wide arch while grinning.

Yoongi just squinted at him and sighed before resting his head backwards against the couch. He was regretting this. This was a terrible idea to go to the weirdo's house alone. Especially when-

"Ah! Hello Min Yoongi!" Jin walked in with a smile, his flowery aura still sickening to Yoongi, making the younger cringe slightly in his seat and hiss in his own mind from the invisible shining light coming from Jin. "Hope you're english is doing fine. I expect progress."

Yoongi felt like he wanted to throw up in his mouth from just hearing that. Oh how he hated English.

As Jin walked into the kitchen. Taehyung tossed Yoongi a can of coke into his lap before slouching back on the couch. "Hell, even my big brother is a gay baby!" Yoongi obviously knew that much.

To Yoongi, a man like Jin with that much sweet and flowery aura and a motherly charm is obviously a radiating homosexual.

Jin was humming a song from the kitchen, making Yoongi roll his eyes while popping open his soda can and started to drink.

"Oh yeah, by the way." Taehyung chimed, low enough for Yoongi to hear, while staring down at his milkshake cup with a smirk.

"He's getting dicked by the 'God of Destruction'."

Yoongi spat out his drink and started coughing as he choked. Taehyung sat there drinking his milkshake innocently.

Jin popped his head around the corner, hearing the dying sounds Yoongi was making.

"Min Yoongi are you okay?" He asked worriedly. "Do you need water?"

Taehyung turned his head around with his eyebrows raised. "No thanks mom! He'll be fine! Just jokes!" He grinned as Jin frowned.

"I told you not to call me that." He said before sighing. "Stop trying to kill your friends Taehyung." Then he went back into the kitchen.

Yoongi was still kinda shocked from hearing that. The head of the college was gay too - and he was with Taehyung's brother, the head of the English department.

'Why is everyone gay...' He thought to himself. 'Is the whole world gay?!'

-

"Hoseok." Yoongi groaned as he laid on the floor, staring up at the ceiling. "Why is life dumb?"

Yoongi had left Taehyung's house and was now taking comfort inside the Jung residence because Jungkook came over and that was Yoongi's cue to leave before witnessing the gross acts of the two.

Hoseok shrugged as he tapped a pen on his desk as he stared at the laptop screen. "I wish I could have the answer for you buddy." He said while making scribbles on a paper.