Mute || yoonmin

36

Oof. Yikes. It's almost been a year since I updated this book. Err... um... Hiiii~ 😅 this is ✨awkward✨.

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Ahh... Sunday.

A perfect sunday with exceptional sunny weather. A relaxing end of the week. A good time to hang out and chill with friends and family or just laze about in your house.

Yes... just perfect. Nothing could go wrong.

"Taehyung?"

"Yeah?"

"When you mentioned for us to go on a date today..."

"...uh huh."

"...Hiding in a bush is not what I had in mind."

Taehyung popped his head up out of a bush while holding onto binoculars while looking left and right. "Call it a... detective's date adventure!" He declared, before looking down at his watch.

Jungkook rolled his eyes. "What are we even doing in here. We look like we're creeping about, and i'm not about that life." He folded his arms.

"We're being detectives. I even have a detectives badge. Look!" Taehyung shoved a badge into the younger's chest without peeling his eyes away from the binoculars.

Jungkook looked down and furrowed his brows at the item in his hand. "Did you get this shit from the inside of a cereal box-"

"Did you have a Detective's... crunch?" Taehyung giggled, earing a groan from Jungkook as he shook his head. "We're here to find out if this Taemin guy has a thing for Yoongi's fluff ball."

"Ok, soooo... why are we here?" Jungkook said, looking rather bored. "It's not our business, and i'm sure Jimin can handle himself enough to hang out with the guy as just friends."

Taehyung looked back at him with the look of offense. "Do you not see how guillable Jimin is or are your eyes not ok?!"

Jungkook pursed his lips and looked away. "I could have gone home and played overwa-"

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Taehyung gasped as he flailed his arm, hitting Jungkook to get his attention. "The fluff ball has been spotted! I repeat! Fluff ball has been spotted!"

"Where?" Jungkook squinted, before having binoculars shoved in his face to look through. "Ohh... oh, he stopped in front of someone at the fountain."

"Nani?!" Taehyung blurted out, wiggling his fingers. "Gimme! Gimme! I need to see this rival culprit!" He quickly grabbed the binoculars and looked through them, gasping as he saw Jimin with the silver haired male. "Good... God, is that an angel?!"

"Man... I don't blame Jimin, having a good looking childhood friend like that." Jungkook shook his head. "Yoongi has a right to be jealous."

"Shh. Shh. You never know." Taehyung hummed. "Jimin loves Yoongi. But this guy might be more sketchy than an etch-a-sketch."

"...Babe, what's an etch-a-sketch?" Jungkook said in confusion.

Taehyung slowly lowered the binoculars from his eyes, showing a mixture of disbelief and disappointment. "You really are a fetus."

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Taehyung and Jungkook followed behind Jimin and Taemin to the mall, making sure to keep a good distance while mainting a disguised nature... well Taehyung did.

"Jungkook, why aren't you wearing your sunglasses?!" Taehyung hissed as he was peering from behind a wall wearing sunglasses, a black facemask, black beret on his head and a long brown trench-coat... Gucci of course.