Mute || yoonmin

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"Okay hoes! It's time to get spoopy~!" Taehyung cried as he danced orange justice to the Goosebumps theme song in the middle of the Halloween aisle in the store.

"Oh, sweet Jesus..." Yoongi mumbled as he walked away from the younger, not wanting to be near him.

"This is the price you get for befriending this eccentric blessing." Hoseok hummed with a smile as he rolled by while pushing a shopping trolley.

"I already know what I'm being for this party~" Taehyung giggled. "I think Kookie might get jealous throughout the night if my other male friends talk to me."

"What are you wearing anyway? Is it going to be another iconic cat boy look like last year?" Hoseok folded his arms with a raised eyebrow.

"No! No! Noh!" Taehyung wagged his finger. "This time I put effort into buying a real outfit... but I'm not saying!" He giggled. "It's a secret~ I think Jungkook would lose his mind."

"Oh god... please don't let it be a dominator in latex rubber and leash chains." Hoseok mumbled.

"I can actually see that happening." Yoongi mumbled.

"GUYS!" Taehyung pouted. "You take kinks to a whole new level... shame on you both!"

"Shame on us both?" Hoseok gave him a funny look. "You're one to talk mr.fucksalot!"

Taehyung gasped dramatically. "Rude! You know what!" Tae jabbed a finger at his shoulder. "Forget me trying to help you get a hook up at the party, you're on your own, loser!"

"I don't need your help anyways! I can manage on my own!" Hoseok huffed.

"Like you did with Yoongi- AH, WHO SAID THAT?!" Taehyung gasped dramatically as he looked left and right while Hoseok just scowled at him.

"Both of you shut up and get the Halloween stuff already." Yoongi mumbled as he rubbed the back of his neck. "The party is in a few days and I still don't know what I'm going to be."

"Just be Chucky again like last year." Hoseok grinned.

"That was last year... I want something different." Yoongi yawned as he stared at the cheap Halloween costumes on the wall hanging on the wall.

"I remember you wanting to be scary, yet the girls were all gushing over you, calling you adorable!" Hoseok chuckled.

"I thought I was scary..." Yoongi mumbled quietly while pouting.

"Well too bad. Next time be a scary little meow meow." Taehyung giggled.

"I should be a vampire and temporarily dye my hair black." Yoongi hummed.

"No!" Taehyung cried. "Jungkook is going to be a vampire and a very sexy one too!"

"Then what the hell am I going to be?" Yoongi squinted.

"Hmm... well I know you're lazy, and your hair is blonde... How about Jack Frost?"

"I said scary, not cute." Yoongi pursed his lips.

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Taehyung gasped. "I know! I know!" He walked over to Yoongi and placed a hand on his shoulder while giving him a serious look. "Yoongay... cosplay as Naruto... so you can RASENGAN JIMIN'S ASS INTO THE BED-!"

"Be a vampire." Hoseok said bluntly as he put Taehyung in a headlock as the younger was crying and flailing his arms to escape.

Yoongi nodded with pursed lips before rolling his eyes at Taehyung who was become a flounder in Hoseok's hold. "Can we just hurry up now. My legs are dying and I want to lay down."