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Hi! I'm back!!!!!! :'D i finally found the will to write for this after MONTHS-- 😖 i'm terrible ahaa

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Hi! I'm back!!!!!! :'D i finally found the will to write for this after MONTHS-- 😖 i'm terrible ahaa.

Anyways, welcome back!! 💜
(though everyone probably forgotten this now oops-)

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"Okay crackheads!" Taehyung announced loudly, clapping his hands together as he looked at the three other boys with a stupid grin on his face. "Spooky season has died, winter is coming, and Santa will rise again!"

"Santa doesn't exist, you stupid shit." Yoongi spoke up, giving Taehyung his iconic wtf face.

"And this is why you get coal shoved in your ass instead of a fucking stocking, yoongay

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"And this is why you get coal shoved in your ass instead of a fucking stocking, yoongay. Hmph!" Taehyung turned his head, flipping his bangs dramatically as Yoongi rolled his eyes to the heavens.

"Let me guess..." Hoseok spoke up, "You want another party?"

"Finally! Someone here that speaks my language!" Taehyung smiled brightly as he clapped his hands.

"Nuh uh." Yoongi deadpanned while shaking his head. "Nope. No way. Absolutely fucking not."

"But Yoongi!" Taehyung started to whine. "Tis' the season, you bitch!"

"Yeah? Well jolly ol' nick can eat my ass." Yoongi ruffled his hair before yawning.

"You're such a grinch!" Taehyung pouted, scoffing as Yoongi threw up his middle finger.

"I'll be spending christmas with my family unfortunately." Jungkook said, earning a sad look from Taehyung. "Sorry babe."

"Yeah, same here." Hoseok said with a nod.

"Without a doubt, I can't escape mine because christmas is that one time my mom has a grand excuse to fatten me up." Yoongi mumbled with a frown as he stared down at the wooden table, fingering the random hole.

"Yoongi, you're a skinny legend. Fat who? I don't know her!" Taehyung patted the older's head with a wide grin. "By the way, where's Jimin?" He asked.

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