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Cole Sprouse tweets - 99

Aries: "*sneezes violently all over keyboard* Ah yes, now anyone looking at my browser history will get sick."

Taurus: "You thought this puberty was good, wait until you see me after my ~second puberty~"

Gemini: "I'm so glad that my transition from college student to meme has been only kinda painful."

Cancer: "No mutual follow gets me quite as excited as a cat account."

Leo: "There's no revenge like success."

Virgo: "If you have sex at Applebee's, are you learning about the applebirds and the bees?"

Libra: "Conquer your crippling loneliness by holding your own hand as you walk :)"

Scorpio: "Ran about 10 miles away from my feelings today."

Sagittarius: "Be the vape dad everyone knows you can be"

Capricorn: "You're giving yourself a lot of professional titles in your instagram bio for someone who just reposts dank memes."

Aquarius: "I put the weeb in dweeb."

Pisces: "*spends more time in the room trying to impress the dog than the humans*"