Stupid Things Harry Potter Has Done - 17

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The signs as stupid things harry potter has done:

Aries: Taking out the Weasley car for a spin or several

Taurus: Buying literally everything from the trolley in first year

Gemini: "Who am I, Hedwig?"

Cancer: Asking Sirius dating advice on girls (honey, he's very gay for remus don't you understand)

Leo: Asking the MoM to sign his Hogsmeade permission form

Virgo: Performing random spells off a dark-ass mysterious book, with no idea about what they did.

Libra: Opening the two-way mirror, which would have literally kept Sirius alive, like, a year later. (actually five months but still)

Scorpio: Trusting Kreacher as to where Sirius was, or, following Draco around in the Half-Blood Prince

Sagittarius: Trying to convince Snape that his nickname was "Roonil Wazlib"

Capricorn: Sticking his wand up the troll's nose

Aquarius: Taking his friends off to ride thestrals to the MoM, seriously

Pisces: Not figuring Remus "werewolf mcwerewolf" Lupin is a werewolf and being actually surprised

ahahahhah harry can be quite stupid


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