The signs as weird sh*t my classmates have said:
Aries: "No, I won't do anything psychotic with your scissors. Jesus Christ. I just want to cut my goddamn paper..."
Taurus: "I love tomato soup."
Gemini: "I hope to god I'm not put in a group with you."
Cancer: "What's a 'Rivendale'?" (Yes, they literally called 'Riverdale' 'Rivendale')
Leo: "My dad is gay for my mom."
Virgo: "Actually, you could just call it sarcasm."
Libra: "Grass is a funny word."
Scorpio: "Literally all I want in this world is for you to shut up."
Sagittarius: "IT CAN BE A FREAKING DINOSAUR IF IT WANTS TO BE!"
Capricorn: "I hate all of y'all, can I please move to Pennsylvania?"
Aquarius: "That's my life. You make a mistake, you're immediately made fun of."
Pisces: "Stop touching my goddamn croissant."
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RandomI started making a "emo zodiac signs" and kinda got addicted to zodiac signs so here are some non-emo zodiac signs. If you want emo ones then read my emo zodiac signs book ty for your time
