The signs as weird crap my classmates have said:
Aries: "Say that one more time and I'll eat your face."
Taurus: "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your salad down."
Gemini: "Females do NOT have to look a specific way. Neither do males. So how the heck do you know I'm female? Gender assumer..."
Cancer: "I feel like a bird!"
Leo: "You look old when you wear that glove if you ask me."
Virgo: "Do you rEALLY want to know how annoying you are?"
Libra: "Lol I wanna go through platform nine and three fourths."
Scorpio: "I will stab you with my fork."
Sagittarius: "You're a gay duck."
Capricorn: "How many times do I have to tell you that I'm nOT gay?"
Aquarius: "Can we please listen to some real music? Like, One Direction is disgusting."
Pisces: "Don't buy a phone, be a phone!"
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RandomI started making a "emo zodiac signs" and kinda got addicted to zodiac signs so here are some non-emo zodiac signs. If you want emo ones then read my emo zodiac signs book ty for your time
