Cancer: Hey, Leo!
Leo: *looks away coldly*
Cancer: did I do something wrong...?
Aries: nope! Leo's always like that- stuck up, moody, and an overall pathe-
Libra: Now don't be mean. Leo is pretty bad, but I've seen worse! *glares at Virgo*
Virgo: *flips libra off*
Pisces: *gasps* how vulgar
Leo: *lets out the biggest, loudest, and most dramatic sigh*
Everyone else: *stares at leo*
Sagittarius: um... something wrong, buddy?
Scorpio: I know we all act like we hate you all the time, but- wait, no, we do.
Aquarius: lmao Scorpio just siked youuuuu
Leo: *takes deep breath* iT'S MY F*CKING BIRTHDAY AND YOU ALL FORGOT
*silence*
Cancer: I got you a... thing... um... this cute little friendly lion... to celebrate!
Gemini: if it's so friendly, why is it-
*lion let's out a ferocious roar*
Gemini: OMG THAT IS ONE RUDE LION. I mean, come on, just because you're a lion doesn't mean you can cut people off!
Sagittarius: Nice try, Cancer.
Aquarius: We know you bought that lion in hopes it'll eat Leo...
Pisces: ...
Awww, what a cute, good boy!! *pets lion*
*lion bites pisces' finger*
Pisces: AHHHHH!
Virgo: QUICK, SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Aries: It's fine, Virgo.
Leo: *teary-eyed* I SEE WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS YOU ARE. LOOK AT YOU ALL. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.
Cancer: *starts crying* Oh, I am, I am!!!!!!!!!
Taurus: *awkwardly tries to comfort Cancer*
Leo: aND CAPRICORN ISN'T EVEN HERE!!! UGH!!! I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID LIO-
*lion roars*
Leo: SHUT UP!!!! SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK FOR ONCE, YOU STUPID LION! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU'VE RUINED IT ALL!!!
Pisces: help...
Sagittarius: this is so funny, but if I laugh, Leo's going to kill me...
Gemini: I feel you... I feel like if anyone says a word, Leo's going to flip out even more.
Taurus: hey guys!! Remember, I can read minds too!!!!
*taurus, Gemini, and saggi stare and make weird faces at each other*
Leo: GUYS, I JUST... I WANT TO HE LOVED..!
Libra: guys... Leo...
Aries: Eh, might as well break it to this sad sack
Taurus: *whispers* Why are you even crying, cancer? Remember, this is all an act?
Cancer: o.o huh
Cancer: oh yEaH!!
Leo: OH YEAH WHAT
Everyone except Leo and Pisces: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LEO!!!! TURN THE EFF AROUND
Leo: *turns around* a... party?
Gemini: You're the biggest dumbass in the world. We were literally planning a party right behind your back!
Leo: omggggg there's even a karaoke set!! You and me, Libra, come on! *drags Libra*
Capricorn: NO, YOU AND ME FIRST! *pulls Leo towards them*
Leo: where the f*ck were you?
Capricorn: setting up this party..
and that's the end
Credit to: @astrolocheese on tumblr
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De TodoI started making a "emo zodiac signs" and kinda got addicted to zodiac signs so here are some non-emo zodiac signs. If you want emo ones then read my emo zodiac signs book ty for your time
