The signs as vines (part 1):
Aries: gimme your f*cking money + the f*ck is up kyle
Taurus: I could've dropped my croissant + hi welcome to chili's
Gemini: belt + no sleep cause of y'all
Cancer: I love you b*tch + bzzerk
Leo: so no head? + I do that
Virgo: ms keisha + welcome to physics
Libra: road work ahead + is that a chicken?
Scorpio: adam + aa aaa aaaa
Sagittarius: wow + they were roommates
Capricorn: you're not my dad! + hello?
Aquarius: YEET + two bros sitting in a hot tub
Pisces: look at all those chickens + I have hemorrhoids
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RandomI started making a "emo zodiac signs" and kinda got addicted to zodiac signs so here are some non-emo zodiac signs. If you want emo ones then read my emo zodiac signs book ty for your time
