Life Plan

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Me: "Me and JJ are gonna just act like weirdos in our completely empty apartment."

JJ: "Except for the TV and our "bed" over there." She actually put it in air quotes with her fingers.
We quickly paused the video and rummaged through our bags to find tank tops and shorts, cause it was about to get crazy😂 JJ played the camera once again and I went on her phone to play some music. We created a whole playlist years ago. We called it our "Dream" playlist.

Me: "Okay the songs about to come on might sound old you guys." I giggled.

JJ: "Yeah. We may or may not have created this playlist when we were 13." And she scratched her head trying to play it off.

Me: "We have hair brushes to use as microphones cause... why not?"
I connected her phone to my blue tooth speaker. And  the first song that came on was the Dolan twins diss track. "Don't judge us guys. This is literally our favorite song."

JJ: "Yeah, obsessions all the way around." And we both laughed. Cause it was true, we are obsessed with the Dolan twins.

Me: "Wait!"

JJ: "Oh yeah! How could we forget?!" We already knew what we were talking about. Great minds think alike🤞🏻
I went into a different bag that we shared and grabbed our Dolan twins merch. I had the white hoodie and she had the black one. I tossed it to her so she can put it on and I did the same.

Me: "This is necessary!" I looked at the camera and said. 
We grabbed our hair brushes and waited for the lyrics. I started off cause I had Grayson's part of course.

Me: "Is it possible to put auto tune on? Oh, perfect, I didn't wanna sound like a... second grader. I'm for real boutta quite! Say goodbye to Tuesday. Everybody knows this is over without Gray! You're supper immature and I'm done with your child's play. Might be your little bro but I'm bigger in every way!" And I winked trying to contain my laugh. My part finished and then it was Ethan's part, so she pushed me out from in front of the camera.

JJ: "You can quite right now boy, I'm not gonna care. Wouldn't be a bigger deal than my strand of blue hair. Number one in the world, I'm number one and you're two. Pretty obvious no one comes to this channel for you."
And I know it was just the song but every time that part comes on I flip her off. So I'm just in the corner and you can see my hand right next to me with my middle finger up😂 The whole song came to an end and the next song that came on was "First Place" by Larry.

Me: "Okay the diss track is our favorite song but this is our song."

JJ: "Yassss!" She says that way too much but it makes me laugh.

Both of us: "THIS AINT A RACE BUT I STILL TAKE FIRST PLACE! Take your man just to shove it in your face! My name not lighting but I still am the queen! I go to panda just to ask for chal mean! Call me gay but your dad text me 'hey' You don't like me but you like stalkin my page." And of course our favorite part of the song. "Tell me pick a Dolan twin guess what bitch? I'M CHOOSIN BOTH!"
We were so loud that security came to our door and told us they got a complaint from a neighbor.

JJ: *goes up to the camera* "The video just got way more interesting now."

Me: "Security said we need to keep it down. Bruh it's only like 5 o'clock in the afternoon." And we both bursted out laughing.
I went on my phone while JJ pauses the camera cause we wanted to take a little break and find more songs than on our playlist. I went on Instagram and checked the Dolan twins pages. I went on Snapchat and looked at the funny stories. And then I saw Grayson Dolan posted on his snap story.

Me: "JJ!!! TURN ON THE CAMERA! TURN ON THE CAMERA!"

JJ: "Oh my gosh what happened?!"

Me: "Just do it! Right now! I'm actually about to cry!"

JJ: "Okay guys, Gizelle just told me to turn the camera back on. But she won't tell me why."

Me: "Okay guys! So I just checked Grayson Dolan's Snapchat story and he posted me and you on his story!"

JJ: "What the fuck?! No way! That's not true!"

Me: "Oh really? Then who are these two weirdos on his story dancing around in front a camera to "First Place?"
And I handed her my phone.

JJ: "I can't believe this is happening!"

Me: "What do we do?"

JJ: "I have no idea! This is insane!"

Me: "Oh man look at the caption."

JJ: "Oh my fucking gosh!" She started laughing. "It says 'Two girls going crazy in our merch in the building across from us.'
I immediately paused the camera so that we could figure out their address.

Me: "They live across from us? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"

JJ: "According to this, they live in that building over there." And she pointed to the window. We both went up against the window glancing at the apartment building on the other side of the street. We saw the twins on their phones just relaxing and smiling.

Me: "Do we go over there?"

JJ: "Well I mean they posted us on their story."