marvel bs that i made

nat and wanda <33

wanda: hey nat, just wanna thank you, for like, saving my ass back there
nat: hey, girls gotta be there for each other, right? besides, okoye helped to
okoye: that's true, but i couldn't have done it without nat
nat: aw man thanks

wanda: seriously that bitch can go die- oh wait-
nat: her husband too- oh wait-

okoye: i like you
nat: i tend to like myself too

bruce: hey girls,,,
nat: bruce we aren't getting back together. we never were together. i was literally using you to manipulate the hulk
bruce: damnit

okoye: yikes, girl, i feel you. my husband joined my king's enemy, rather than joining the rightful king, t'challa.
wanda: i mean, my significant other is probably going to die because he has an infinity stone embedded in his head, but let's hope your shuri can help him.
okoye: yikes
nat: i mean, if you'd just stayed with us like we agreed to-
wanda: im sorry. i still don't think that it would hav mattered. besides, no one died
nat: fair