maria: *calling natasha* why is my life 360 going off that you're in russia
natasha: yo I thought we said we were gonna stop that.. wait. maybe we didnt
maria: okay but WHY are you in russia
nat: I'm just going to see my sister, chill
steve (not old), in the background: nat get off your phone we're going in the museum
maria:
maria: natasha ROMANOFF WHERE ARE YOU
nat: uhhh love u got to go
maria: one day I'm going to kill you
natasha: love u too anyway
*flash forward 2 months*
natasha: maria I stole the declaration of independence for you,, since,, I know you like history and stuff
maria: natasha romanoff i am going to kill you
natasha: natasha romanoff? more like nic cage
steve: hey I thought we said I was nic cage
nat: no you're the uh. love interest but also gross you're the old crusty guy
maria: what
YOU ARE READING
marvel bs that i made
Fanfictionwowoo um don't publish this please ----- i published it because i made august feel sad :(
