tony: rhodes, fire up the engines
james: do it yourself, tony
tony: good point
nat: what is this fucking relationship
stephen: what do you think i've been asking this entire time?? along with him and peter?? what?????
tony: peter is not my son and rhodey is not my boyfriend
james: *muttering* i wish
tony: you had to make it weird
james: don't i always, tony?
steve: my james is better than yours
bucky: *hisses in russian*
steve: told u so
james: biTCH I AM COL JAMES MCFUCKIN RHODES AND UOU WILL BE DRFEATED
bucky: sergeant james barnes, sir *mock salutes
steve: *is the living embodiment of the heart eyes emoji*
nat: wtf
YOU ARE READING
marvel bs that i made
Fanfictionwowoo um don't publish this please ----- i published it because i made august feel sad :(
