marvel bs that i made

what if

bruce: but what if nat and i were a thing?
thor: give up, banner. it'll never happen.
bruce: but like, what if we were married?
thor: i've told you-

nat: bruce, fucking give up. i'm never going to date you. i never wanted to. ever. once.

bruce: but seriously-
wanda: jesus christ he doesn't give up
thor: no, not really. once, he was the hulk, and he attempted to defeat me in an arena on sakaar, and even though i easily won he still keeps trying
bruce: that still doesn't sound right

tony: yeah not really, strongest avenger.
thor: it's true! why don't you believe me? if loki was here, he'd-

natasha: yeah we've had enough of him.
thor: he is my brother, and i trust him, i think. he is nothing but a trickster
clint: yeah, being controlled by him was not fun
bruce: woah where'd you come from? and how's your family? alive, hopefully.
clint: yeah. my mother in law disappeared, thank god.
nat: you can't just- oh, whatever.