Pokemon Truth or Dare

An Important Announcement

Pyro: *Was asleep on the couch*

Everyone: *Sweatdrops*

Sora: Uh. . . . Pyro?

Pyro: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. . . . .

Misty: I know what to do. *Screams* JESSICA PARATING NA SI DENNIS!!! (Jessica, Dennis is coming!!!)

Pyro: *Screams, then flaps arms wildly* NOOOO!!! HIDE ME! *Does a ninja flip and hides behind couch*

Everyone: (-_-;;)

Drew: She really needs sleep.

Pyro: *rubs eyes* What the?

May: He's not here.

Pyro: Ok. Anyways, *Yawns* Why am I writing this again?

Everyone: *Falls down anime style*

Pyro: Oh. Now I remember. *Clears throat* Guys, I might be gone for a week. :'(

Everyone: Whaaaaattt?! Why?!

Pyro: Ok. Many reasons:

1.) I'm procrastinating for a while. Guys, I need a break from reading and writing, plus school isn't helping.

2.) I rarely get any sleep, my head hurts and I now have eyebags.

3.) Our wifi is having problems. I can't even read here properly, and updates are so fcking slow. -____- Right now, I'm using our neighbour's wifi. 030

4.) My classmates found out that I. . . >\\< I had a crush on this guy named Dennis! Wait. Girls, calm your hormones, he's not THAT cute! >_< I go for smart or nice guys, okay?! Oh Arceus! What am I gonna do?! He's my best guy friend(For me)! I don't wanna ruin our friendship! DX I'm losing inspiration and focus! *Sobs* CURSE YOU HORMONES, PUBERTY AND CLASSMATES!!!!!

Yep. The world loves me so much. -_-

That's all. Sorry guyz, but I really can't handle a lot of these. I feel as if I'm about to die soon. >___<

But on the bright side:

1.) A Scarred Past and Dragon's Heart's readers are increasing everyday! Arrigattou! Every morning, I find my notifications spammed with votes, comments and follows! Thank you guys SOOOO much!

2.) I now had 250+ followers!!!! Yay!!! Oot oot! And 3K+ total of votes!!! *Faints*

3.) I'm. . . SOOOO excited! Please, August 26! Hurry up! I hope my dad buys me more video games!!!

4.) I'm SOOOO happy for @shinymewgirl!!! :') She has achieved so much, even though she has dyslexia. I'm so proud of you! She's proof that grammar doesn't matter, even though she's always attacked by grammar nazis, I noticed that she never gave up. She's sometimes close to breaking, but now, look at her. Search Pokemon and her story comes out #8! She even surpassed me! *Cries* I'm. . . . So proud. Readers who want to try writing but are afraid, don't be scared to write! ^_^ Every writer is amazing, so you must try!

5.) Our school is trying to take care of bullies now! They set up an anti - bullying program after we discussed about how many students have committed suicide because of depression. *Glares evilly at my classmate who is so fcking ugly, so fcking cocky, a show - off, and he kept calling me pig. Yep, he's one of the heartless guys that I mentioned before*

I'm really sorry about my problems. Life has been so fcked up, and having brain damage doesn't help. -_- Again, I'll try my best to smooth things out because I can't stop writing for you guys. Sticks and stones may fck up my bones and flesh, but Life tortures everything in me. If Life gives ya lemons, they say make some lemonades. But what if Life squeezed the lemons right in my eyes?!

-_____-

Again, I'm sorry. Now, I just have to publish this that might take an hour because of fcking slow wifi. (Yea, I curse a lot cuz I have anger issues. I know, I sound like a bitch. But no one can put out the FIYAH of this mental girl, so bear with me)

Question of the Day:

Why won't your crush ever have a crush on you and you don't have a crush on the one who has a crush on you?

(Bakit hindi ka crush ng crush mo pero di ka nag kakacrush sa may crush sayo?)

That's all! Now excuse me, I need to get some - Zzzzzzz. *Falls asleep on phone and drools on screen*