Pyro: *Was rapping Death the Kid's theme* Bang bang bang bang, have a nice dream! EVEN THE TITLE HAS 8 WORDS!!! 8 WORDS!!!! PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL!
Soren: *Plays electric guitar*
Kid: Not. . . . NOT SYMMETRICAL!!!
Liz: -0- Here we go again.
Patty: Tee hee!~
Pyro: 0.0 Oh sht! *Tries to run, but Kid catches her*
Kid: Your bangs should have the exact same length! Why is one side bang longer?! Why is your ponytail to the right?! Why is your skirt longer at the back?! Why are you covering your right eye?! NOT SYMMETRICAL!!!
Pyro: <(>_<)> Eep! I just like things asymmetrical! DX
Kid: o.e What. Did. You. Just. Say?
Pyro: \(0_0)/ I did nothing! *Screams when Kid starts doing a lot of things to her* Stop! You're making me look like a lolly! Why are you-ow! Be gentle with the brush! 0//0 Stop with the skirt!
Kid: Not. SYMMETRICAL!!!!
Later
Pyro: -.- Tell me again why am I looking like a black-haired, tan skinned and snub-nosed Rin Kagamine?
Kid: Hmm :) Perfect!
Pyro: But-
Kid: KEEP IT SYMMETRICAL!!! D:<
Pyro: 0_0
Soul: *Sees Nyx* MAKA! A WITCH!
Maka: *Nods* Soul!
Soul: *turns to scythe* Get ready! *Grins*
Nyx: WHO YOU CALLING A WITCH?! *Gets sliced in half*
Sora: (^_^;;) lets start. Since Pyro's gmail is having a few problems; lets use HER own dares!
PPG10 and SMG: *Guards Sora with weapons* WE'RE NOT LETTING ANYONE TOUCH YOU AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ISFY! DX (A/N: I didn't even know a lot cried when they read it O.o What an accomplishment!)
Rafe: It's not my fault! >o>
SMG: *Slices him and Hiro and Akuma in half* NO ONE TOUCHES HER!!!
PPG10 and Emeree: *Hugs Sora* Don't cry. You'll be happy. Yes you Will. Our precious. . . . .
Sora: (^_^;;) Thanks.
Pyro: Start le dares. -.-
Dare 1 from Pyro:
Maka, keep Soul as a pet
Soul: What?!
Maka: *grins evilly and holds up leash*
Soul: 0_0 Oi! Maka!
Maka: Soul-kun!~ *Chases him with collar* (A/N: No dirty thoughts, okay?! XD)
Later
Maka: Soul, play dead! *Takes out frying pan*
Soul: No!
Maka. . . . . CHOP!!! *Stars can be seen*
Soul: (O_O;;) *plays dead*
Black*Star: WHY AM I GOING UNNOTICED?! THIS GIRL IS TAKING MY SPOTLIGHT!!! *Attempts to assassinate Pyro*
Pyro: -.- *Releases drunk ninja Mankeys*
Black*Star: BRING IT!!! *Screams*
Dare 2
Drew, give Sachiko some chocolate
Drew: -.- That's easy. Who is she?
Sachiko: *Appears* More victims!~ *Giggles*
Pyro: *Hands chocolate to Drew* Good luck! ^_^
May: >_>
Drew: *Sighs and hands the chocolates* Wait a minute. Aren't you the- *Screams when Sachiko grabs him and kills him*
Pyro: Next!
Dare 3
Ash, go do asymmetric stuff
Ash: *Was slicing a pie but one part was larger while listening to music with one headset on*
Kid: o.e YOU DISGUST ME!!!!! *Starts shooting like crazy*
Ash: *Lets out a JB screams, or in other words, a scream that I can't tell if it's girlish or alienish*
Pyro: *Fangurl squeals*
Masamune: -___- I'm here too, ya know! I'm better at pistols!
Pyro. . . . . CHOP! *Flying squirrels can be seen*
Pyro: Next! *grins innocently*
Dare 4
Someone must play Hangman, they have to guess the word. If they're wrong, they'll get hanged!
Pyro: *Ties a rope around Jade's neck, who has been kidnapped here to replace the now dead Drew*
Maylene: 0_0 Jade!
Jade: -.- I hate you all *Tries to guess word*
BEEP!
Pyro: Wrong! the answer is. . . . . . Lahatismalibecausetangayousentesis!
Jade: *gets hanged* THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD! *Chokes*
Maylene: Jade! (TT^TT)
Pyro: \(-_-)/ Meh.
Miley: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!!!! *crashes through wall while riding on a wrecking cube instead of a wrecking ball while twerking on it*
Spirit: MAKA!!!!! (/TTOTT)/ *Gets kicked away by Maka*
Stein: -0- Eh. *Spins the screw on his head*
Blair: SOUL-KUN! *Hugs Soul*
Soul: *Gets face-boobed* Argh. . . *Epic nosebleed fountain*
Maka. . . . . CHOP! *Stars can be seen as Pyro plays the song Kissing You by Miranda Cosgrove*
Misty: Uh. . . . Pyro? we got a problem!
Pyro: What? *Sees a flying knife go inside the cloning machine* O_O Oh sht! RUN!!!! *Tries to run*
Everyone: *Gets stabbed, cut and more as an army of flying knives chased after them*
Nikki: Potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato!
Sapphire: Red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum!
Bree: Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam!!!!
Pyro: Sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara sayonara!
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That's all I could do ( ._.) I'm sorry.
Anyways, next month when my birthday comes (August 26), you'll be showered with updates from my books, including the book "Behind the Mask of a Clone", Soren's story! Who's excited?
And. . . . I'm trying to think of what to do for a 350 followers and 5K+ votes special! leave suggestions and I'll put them all in one chapter as a way of thanking you all!
Kay! Bye!~
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Pokemon Truth or Dare
FanfictionCraziness! Randomness! Drunk ninja Mankeys and other random stuff rest omitted are contained inside this book! Dare your favorite characters from Pokemon and other guest characters from books, games, Manga and anime! Join Pyro and her OC's as they t...
