Pyro's Guide On How To Become a Ninja and an Amazing Stalker;) Part 2

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Since many people loved part 1, here's part 2!!!!!

Pyro: And welcome back to Pyro's Guide On How To Become a Ninja and an Amazing Stalker part 2! ;) I thought up of more ideas, yay!!!!

Step 4: Kidnapping

Pyro: (・`ω´・) I have a tip on how to kidnap your crush and do a LOT of things with him.

For Example:

Crush: *Was walking down school corridors*

Pyro: *Ninja flips in front of him*

Pyro and Crush: Kameeee <(¬_¬<) hameeeee o<(¬_¬<) Haaaaaa (>0o0)>==============O (。_°☆

Crush: X_X

Pyro: *Stuffs him in a sack*

* * *

Crush: O_O Wtf? Where am I?

Pyro: *Turns on lights* In a photobooth! \(^Δ^)/

Pictures:

(◥◣_◢◤) ←~(o `▽´ )oΨ

Me-----> ^(#`∀´)_Ψ・・・・・・†_(゚ー゚*)β <---Crush

(ノò益ó)ノ彡 ( \o°o)\

(+ `△´)凸

( ♛ฺ;益;♛ฺ;)☞ _:(´□'」 ∠):_

('з´).っ︻デ═一 °・。*.°☆━━━━⊂ (`-´∩)

Step 5: How to Ninja Flip

Pyro: You wanna know how to ninja flip? I don't know how, thought. ( ._.) I only learned how because of my crush by doing this:

(ノ ò∩ó)ノ彡( \o°o)\  ->  (\o-o)\   ->   /(.-.)\   ->  \(o_o\)      crush->(  O_O)  me-> ヘ(。□°)ヘ Tada!

Step 6: How to Kill

Pyro and Girls with Crush: /( .□.)\ ︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /)

Step 7: How to Manage Your Anger After That

Pyro: *Was going Gorilla mode*

Girl: O_O

Pyro and the Girl: ☆*:.。. Σ(๑+ o。 ミくζ°))) く\(ᄒ∀ᄒ╬) (Girl and me hitting her with a frozen tuna)

Crush: *Hides* ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴

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