Title says it all! This is my first time, so it might probably suck. And I'm bored! -.-
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EPIC
RAP
BATTLES
OF HISTORY!!!!
SORA
VERSUS
NYX!!!!
Begin!!!!
Nyx: Oh looks who's here, how I tremble with fear!
The girl 'who's eyes shine like a pearl'?
LAME!!!
You already died, why be revived?
It's better if you're gone than alive!
Sora: Dradian, forgive me for these foul words that'll roll off my tongue
For this bitch over here needs a lesson, a song
You call me lame? Ooh! That's a shame!
I pity you because it's from hell you came
Not even Deamon wants to take your soul! And in a beauty contest, you lost to a troll!
Running out of insults? Hah! That's a result because you suck!
Nyx: Hey, Dragon Girl, don't get your hopes up high!
Because, no, you're not ruler of the sky!
I'm a queen-
Sora: More like a drag queen.
Nyx: Shaddup! There's more you haven't seen!
No one really loves the crybaby, always crying and screaming, what a weeny!
Even Hiro turned his back on you, oh, must I mention Rafe, too?
Sora: Your rhymes sucks so much!
Faker!You're the fakest! Just look at your chest! *Pokes Nyx's chest and boobs pop*
You're more plastic than real plastic, it makes me so sick!
You're a bitch, oh wait; a dog is too great to be compared to you.
Want a few words from my crew?
Takeo: Oh look, it's Lady Gaga and Niki Minaj combined! Even Arceus threw you here because you're his first failed design!
Soren: Look at you, in that slutty outfit! You look like a girl that has no wits!
Nyx: Shut up! Shut up! This isn't your battle! Dragon Girl's so weak, she needs her friends for her shield, makes me wanna cackle!
I'm evil, I can make your friends go against you!
So scram, shoo! You're not worth my time!
How many times must Pyro write about this whore, it's so rotten to the core!
Now excuse me, your presence is ruining my beauty!
Sora: Oh please, even blinds could tell you're hideous! Meh! You'll make a great scarer for Insidious!
Don't forget, I'm the Young Dragoness! The level of my awesomeness is 1000 compared to your slutiness
Take that, hoe!
Takeo: Oooooh!
Sora: Got burned? Oh wait, not even ice can cure the burn!
Not even a picture that could tell a thousand words can describe my epicness, but one word to describe the Jynx!
I could go on forever, Nyx!
I have more insults than the make-up on your face!
Who won? Who's next?!
YOU DECIDE!
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EPIC
RAP
BATTLES
OF
HISTORY!!!
T.K!!!
VERSUS
RAFE!!!!
BEGIN!
Takeo: Yo there, let's get it on! We already know who'll won!
I'm the Lunar Warrior, what are you?
A jerk that left Sora for a slutty whore!
Rafe: Oh. And you?
A pedo! You're even more creepier than Cullen!
You're just jealous that the girl you love was stolen!
I can rap better than how you can fight!
Look here! Playing Silent Hill and squeals like a girl in fright!
Takeo: Look who's the jealous one!
Have you realized how many battles I have won!
I'm a legendary warrior at the age of thirteen!
And you? A man with no spleen!
Seriously, you hide behind Sora, how weak!
It should be me she's with!
Rafe: Hey. You forgot that I also joined the war!
In ISFY, I'm the star!
I always get the girl, no need for jealousy!
(I'll continue this later -.-)
Who won?
who's next?!
YOU DECIDE!!!!
EPIC
RAP
BATTLES
OF
HISTORY!!!!!!
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Pokemon Truth or Dare
FanficCraziness! Randomness! Drunk ninja Mankeys and other random stuff rest omitted are contained inside this book! Dare your favorite characters from Pokemon and other guest characters from books, games, Manga and anime! Join Pyro and her OC's as they t...
