One Direction Bromance One Shots

Dysfunctional (Zarry)

OH MY GOD. GUYS. STOP ME NOW. ASDFGHJKL. I FEEL LIKE LIAM. OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T RESIST. I MEAN, ITS ZARRY. THEY ARE PROBABLY THE HOTTEST COUPLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. OH MY GOD. ASDFGHJKL.

Bromances Used: Zarry (I would say Ziall and Lirry but.... It's not even official...)

Warnings: Suggestive Language. Smut (ANGRY MAKE UP SEX XD) T-T I'm sorry. I'm a first time smut writer, don't laugh at me. Just DON'T read if that's not your thing, but considering almost every directioner out there has already lost their mind virginity, carry on.

Disclaimer: I don't own the boys or the song this was based off of (One More Night-Maroon 5...kinda. not really.)

*FINAL WARNING: I'M NOT WARNING YOU BECAUSE ITS SMUT, I'M WARNING YOU BECAUSE IT WILL SUCK.*

*ohmygodimgoingtocry*

Don't enjoy this. Please.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP."

Zayn laughed at his boyfriend of two years agression. He was being pushed and prodded by the furious curly-haired boy, and amused by Every. Single. Second. The two had been at each other's throats for the past two weeks. They've never been so angry with one another, and better yet; not know what for. Zayn usually just laughed everything off, and waited for Harry to get so angry that he would end up ripping Zayn's clothes off and procede to 'take his anger out on him'.

The normally happy, loving couple had hit a rough patch, leading to events like these. Harry would get completely infuriated with his boyfriend, and never told him why. There was one answer; Ziall. He would get so angry with their bromance, and how Zayn played out his role so well. He remembered the first time Zayn actually got serious with it. They were all walking down the street, when a girl around fifteen passed them by. At first, she didn't realize it was them, but when she did a double-take, she smiled wider than the Grand Canyon. The boys stopped and waved and she didn't speak. She gazed at the order they were walking in; Louis, Liam, Harry, Zayn, then Niall.

She laughed before choking out, "Lirry and Ziall forever."(1) Liam laughed at the girls reaction to meeting them for the first time, and swung his arm around Harry and pulled him close. Zayn saw this, and jelousy boiled up inside of him. He looked over at Niall to see his head thrown back in laughter, so he grabbed his face and planted a big, wet, sloppy kiss onto his cheek. Harry just so happened to look over at the wrong moment, and was just about ready to punch a leprechaun in the square in the face.

The girl yipped in excitement from seeing her so called 'OTP's' together in person. The boys gave her a quick hug and bid adieu to her before continuing their stroll in the streets. Once Zayn and Harry got back to their shared flat, Harry was into their room hellbent for leather, and Zayn was bamboozled but passed it off as him being tired. But when he was tired himself, he tried to join Harry. Harry scoffed when he tried to get in bed with him, and moved downstairs onto the couch. Zayn was confused, nonetheless, but didn't pay much mind to it all.

Harry's anger grew each day from seeing 'Ziall' always hugging, holding hands, and sharing playful kisses on the cheek. It wasn't until a week later when Harry projected his fury to his boyfriend, and pushed him against the wall, yelling in his face about off topic things. Zayn was everything but angry. He was more along the lines of turned on, lustful, ready for Harry to pound into him merciless; something like that. That night Zayn was happy to find out everything he was thinking about while Harry was yelling at him, came true.

Now here they are; in another seemingly pointless, and endless fued. Yelling obscene things at one another, Harry out of pure anger, and Zayn out of pure entertainment. Zayn bellowed out in laughter when Harry decided to throw a shoe at him. He doubled over, holding his sides in pain,"Wow, Harry. A shoe? Really? Louis was right when he said you'd be the girl in this relationship."