"...Um, Aph?"
Aphmau just stood there, staring at me. It was kinda creepy. "Laurence I swear if I didn't like Aaron and you had used those lines in high school I would've dated you years ago."
If I wasn't coming to terms with my bi-awakening right now, I'd probably have looked at her with an equally as shocked expression right now. "You think it'll work?" I asked.
She shook her head, squeezing my hand. "Work is an understatement. That girl won't even be able to resist you." She stayed bluntly. I laughed a little, noticing how serious she was on this. She grinned back. "Now remember: Look up in her eyes, physical contact to get the point across, near the second half of the party when nobody's around I clear out the backyard for you."
I nodded, barely able to hide my smile. Maybe I could actually do this. "Thanks Aph." I responded. I genuinely meant it. Even if I didn't get to confess to Garroth tomorrow night, it meant a lot that she was helping me. She shook her head.
"That's what friend are for." She hummed, leaning a little closer, "But try to smile when you confess, okay? You looked like you were WAITING for rejection."
I nodded, letting out a loose chuckle. "See? Garroth would agree you look cute when you smile."
I quickly yanked my hands away at the sound of his name and she raised an eyebrow in confusion. Shit shit shit did she realize it was him or something? Is she mad? Is she gonna tell him!? Oh shit what if she tells Lucinda!? OR CADENZA?! ILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT-
Beep
"-Hey, why is your phone video taping us?"
Sitting in Aph's back pocket about to fall out was her phone, the red flashing light clearly showing that it had been recording us talking for past ten to fifteen minutes.
"Aph? Were you recording me?"
She let out a stuttery laugh. "W-Well...you see, uh-"
She didn't hesitate to dash downstairs, calling out to Kawaii~Chan and Kaitlyn. It took me a second to process what was happening before I dashed after her, the heat steadily rising up my face."APHMAU GET BACK HERE!"
She laughed wickedly and sped up, grabbing Kawaii~chan by the arm at the bottom of the stairs and passing her the phone. I reached out to grab it but Kawaii~chan stuck her tail out and I tripped, just narrowly avoiding crashing head-first into the couch.
Aph let out a loud cackle as Kawaii~Chan dashed off, managing one lap around the ground floor before I caught her.
To my dismay, however, she managed to throw the phone onto Kaitlyns stomach, who was asleep on the couch at the moment. She slowly sat up, took one look at the phone, and didn't hesitate to pass it back to Aph. Before I could get back down the hall, she quickly tossed it over to Kawaii~Chan again as the flurry of pink raced up the stairs and out of view.
The entire situation quickly took a turn into what could only be described as a mix of manhunt, freeze tag, and monkey in the middle, as well as various other legends elementary school games.
"Dammit Aph give me the phone!" I yelled as I raced after her. She had just grabbed the phone and took off down towards the main hall. I had almost managed to snatch it as she passed through the kitchen, but she barely managed to dodge me as she jumped over the counter.
(Warning: Everything past here has yet to be edited)
(Just for fanservice's sake bear with me here)
I was just about to grab it from her hand as the door opened and someone walked in, bumping into me and us both tumbling onto the floor.
I groaned and looked up, raising an eyebrow. "What the hell?"
I only realized who it was when I heard a loud squeak from Aphmau, a gasp from Kaitlyn...
And a shocked "Aaron~kun!" From Kawaii~Chan.
I flinched as I saw Aaron on top of me, looking as confused as I was feeling. His hair was a little messy, And his eyes were frantically looking between me and Aph, probably questioning what to do.
At this point with living with Garroth I got used to this. I was just wondering why he was here.
I calmly looked up at Aph and held out hand. "The phone?"
She blinked a couple times at the reaction, right before sNAPPING A PICTURE OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
"APHMAU WHAT THE HELL!?" Before I could even move Aaron had taken off after her.
The game continued for a couple minutes before I finally tackled Kawaii~Chan and Aaron seduced Aph into giving him the phone. After a while Kaitlyn just kinda stopped and sat down with another cup of coffee, watching it all play out.
After we explained what happened to Aaron he seemed to calm down a little. I said bye to them and made my way back into the house. Dante smirked and stiffled a laugh. "You look awful, what happened?" I sat down and laughed. "Aphmau." He simply nodded and continued scrolling through his phone.
Look, I love Aph and the girls, but I did miss the quiet back here with the guys. It was kinda-
Just before I could finish the thought the door was kicked down revealing a grinning Travis with three suitcases beside him. "I'M HOME!"
The only thing I could do was cringe as Dante raced over and hugged the guy screaming questions so fast I couldn't even understand him. "I'm fine, still single, it was awesome, met tons of cute girls, got a couple numbers, and dammit I am very attractive than you very much." He finished off with a glare. But it soon turned back into a happy grin as he hugged Dante back. "I missed you buddy!"
I rolled my eyes and chuckled. "Oh, so you didn't miss me?" He instantly looked up and before I could ay another word he screamed my name and hugged me back. "Haha, dude it was a couple months, not the end of the world." He laughed and hugged me tighter. I smiled and he finally let go, looking around. "Wait where's Garroth? Aren't you two always together?" I flinched at the name and looked away uncomfortably while Dante started awkwardly whistling. Could he be anymore obvious?
And just when I was getting distracted from it.
His eyes widened and he looked between Dante and I. "Wait, is he sick? Did he move out? Is he a vampire? IS HE DEAD!?" I let out a laugh and almost fell off my chair while Dante choked back his snickers. "Where'd you get that from? A vampire?" He shrugged. "A girl was really into Vampire Diaries, I had to learn some stuff." He shuddered at the thought and I chuckled. "I missed you dude." This time he laughed right before he was brought along by Dante to tour the rest of the house.
I sighed at the thought of Garroth, I missed us being friends like before. It was fun and...less stressful than pinning over him like this. That's it. I can't just keep avoiding him like this! I'm a man! So I should grow a pair and tell him! The Halloween party is tomorrow. So i'll be ready!
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Wait...You're Gay? (A Garroth x Laurence fan-fiction)
Юмор!DISCLAIMER! This is a collab book with @RandomPickleJar. So if you want to read the whole book in Garroth's p.o.v then head on over to their account after this book is completed. They will be posting as inconsistently as I am! If you haven't watche...