My Randomness Book

First sentence

So there's this first sentence generator online, and I'm reading them just for fun, and I'd like to share my favs

~I always wanted to be a camel.~

~There are only three things in life that truly matter: Books, an olive and brealfast.~

~The key to survive aliens involves a very big lion.~

~"Jeepers!" screamed Solomon.~

~I have two things on my mind: pesto and how I'm going to get home.~

~Do you find me peaceful?~

~375.069 people died in 2893 bit the werewolves didn't have to be our enemies.~

~Rob was known for speaking about taxes.~

~I have two things on my mind: potatoes and Jojo Reppo.~

~My name is Jof Wagoner no matter what my sister tells you.~

~People trust me with their husbands: they shouldn't.~

~Call me Fluffikins for I am the fifth horseman of the apocalypse.~

Beautiful