Yay

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I am 5 396 days old today

I will be 10 000 days old on February 1, 2031

Fun

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention

I love marriage proposals. They're so engaging!

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

I used to be a baby but I grew out of it

An untalented gymast walks into a bar

Lif is too short

Shout out to people who don't know what the opposite of in is

Okay if I don't get comments on those horrible puns I will just assume that you don't get them

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