My Randomness Book

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Longer chapter than normal. Just random stuff tho.

-There's this seagull. He's always sitting on the lamppost close to our spot. And sometimes. He just screams. A lot. He's weird. And cool.

We decided to name him Guus. (There's a reason, but if I explain it, it won't be funny anymore)

-I don't know why, but since I've gotten here, I've been getting a lot of weird dreams. Last night for example:

I was in my economic class. Suddenly, the teacher decided that not everyone was allowed to take the class anymore, and everyone except a few had to leave. Including me. But I got upset bcs I wanted to be good enough, so I decided to stay a little longer, in case the teach changed his mind.
Didn't happen.

But I did find a weird looking slug. It wasn't slime-ish like normal slugs and had weird spikes.
I picked it up and asked what it was.

This kid said that it was his invention. In the beginning, it's just a normal slug, but if he presses on a button, it grows out these hige spikes. The intention of this thing is that if someone swallows it, you can kill him by pressing the button.

Fun.

Everyone thought it was a good invention, and decided to let me in the class because I found the slug.

Then they started to design shirts, which would be given to you if you purchased a slug.

Everyone in the group also got a sort of mini logo on the shirt, like for example if person 1 likes flowers, their logo would be a flower.

Everyone got one, except the kid who invented the slug. I asked if he shouldn't get one as well.

No, they said. I felt bad for the kid so I said I didn't want to be part of the group anymore.

You know too much already, you can't leave, they said.

I ran away.

When I got to my bike, I decided to check my phone for some reason.

Someone tapped my shoulder.

I turned around.

I looked into the eye of a member of the group.

Then he stabbed me with a slug.

The end.

That was my dream from last night. Like I said, weird. Very weird.

-This sign: