South Park Romance

It’s just another day in South Park. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are just waiting for the bus. They are now 16 years old now, and they are still really good friends. Cartman has changed a lot since he was a kid. He still acts like an asshole now and again, but he has calmed down since then. They have matured more, but still figuring out things; it’s only high school after all.

                The boys decided to have a video game party at Stan’s house after school. Cartman was even invited this time. They decided to start off with some gears of war, then a little rpg game, finally they ended with guitar hero; Stan and Kyle’s favorite game. They were having a blast!

                “When will I have a turn guys?” Kenny asked patiently.

                “Soon Kenny, Kyle and I are on fire!” Stan said with excitement.

                “Come on Gay wads! Kenny and I would love to have a turn sometime by tonight! It’s almost 10:30pm, I gotta get home to mother.” Cartman yelled.

                “Alright Cartman, here, take my guitar.” Kyle gave Cartman his guitar.

                “Sorry Kenny, here you go.” Stan gave Kenny his guitar.

Kyle and Stan sat down on the couch while the other two boys were playing.

                “Yeah! I am doing better than last time.” Kenny said.

                “Suck my balls Kenny, I will beat you.” Cartman said to Kenny.

                “Guys, you are doing great.” Kyle said trying to be positive.

                “Someday I will be better than you Kyle.” Kenny said laughing a little.

                Stan started laughing a little because he was really having a lot of fun with his friends. He was so glad Cartman was a better person since he grew up. He turned towards Kyle, but when he did, he felt strange. He looked at Kyle as if he was, sexy. As if he had a crush on him all this time and didn’t know it. His hands felt sweaty and he was getting all flushed. “What was happening to me?” he thought. He didn’t realize this.

                How could he like Kyle? He turned to see Kenny, but nothing special happened, and when he looked towards Cartman, nothing. Could it have been from all the playing and video games? Yeah, probably. It was just because they were good at guitar hero. Stan starting smiling again, putting his hands down on the couch.

                “Woo, go Kenny!” Kyle screamed for his friend.

                “Hey, what about me jerk face.” Cartman said.

                “Go Cartman!” Stan said laughing.

                “Thank you Stan, at least someone appreciates what I am doing.” Cartman said with a little attitude.

                “How can you guys play this for hours!” Kenny laughed. “My fingers are getting tired.”

                “Yeah, mine too.” Cartman said.

                “Finger strength guys.” Kyle said.

                “Cartman, Kenny! Your parents called, they said you should come home.” Sharon said to the boys.

                “What about me Stan’s mom?” Kyle asked.

                “Your mom is still with some family, she said soon you can go home.” Sharon replied.

                “Alright, see ya tomorrow at school!” Kenny waved goodbye and walked out.

                “Later geeks! See ya.” Cartman said flipping them off and walking out.

                Stan felt a little awkward, but couldn’t let Kyle sense his emotions. He had to act fast before it got too weird.

                “Wanna play some more guitar hero?” Stan asked Kyle.

                “Nah, I’m getting pretty tired actually. Is it alright if I stay over?” Kyle asked.

                “Let me check. Mom! Is it alright is Kyle stays over?” Stan asked.

                “Yeah, but remember, the guest room is getting some work done, so he’ll have to sleep with you.” Sharon replied.

                Kyle called his mom to see if it was alright, and it was with Kyle’s mom. Kyle and Stan went upstairs to brush their teeth, get some pjs on, and went into Stan’s room. Stan did not know how to react to this. Him and Kyle, sleeping in the same bed. How could this happen? His mixed feelings for him might get him into trouble. He couldn’t worry about that, they slept together before as kids, they can do it again he thought.

                Stan and Kyle slipped into the bed and tried falling asleep. Kyle fell asleep fast, but Stan was still thinking. He didn’t know what to think anymore. Finally after some time, he passed out and started dreaming about Kyle. They were hunting zombies together, side by side, one by one they were killing them off. All the zombies were taken care of. They went back to the house to relax, played guitar hero, and Stan took Kyle’s face, caressed it and kissed him on the lips. Kyle was kissing him back and they started making out. Stan had his arms around Kyle in his sleep, making kissy faces at him. Kyle woke up to Stan almost kissing him.

                “Wake up Stan!” Kyle said shaking him.

                “Wa, waa?” Stan was in a daze. When he realized what was going on, he stopped.

                “Hahaha, Stan you are so crazy, here, let me plant a big one on ya!” Kyle said sarcastically and tried kissing Stan.

                Stan pushed away a little back and laughed. “Stop it hahaha.” Stan laughed.

                “So, who were you dreaming about?” Kyle asked.

                “You of course silly.” Stan said sarcastically, getting back at him for what he tried to do. “Nah, it was just a girl, you know those dreams.”

                “Yeah, hahaha. I know what you mean.” Kyle said.

                “Well we better get dressed and go to school dude!” Stan said.

                They quickly got clothes on, raced downstairs, ate a healthy breakfast, and went outside to see Cartman and Kenny waiting for the bus like they always do.