Iron Banner Oneshots

Baby boyfriend

Hope this turns out okay...
Warning for a hint to suicide
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No POV

It was a normal day in the Avengers Tower. Bruce and Tony were cuddled together on the couch, sleeping. Other Avengers were on missions or training. And nobody was watching Loki...

He crept into the living room and looked at the sleeping couple. Bruce was laying on top of Tony, both hugging eachother with tangled legs. Bruce's face was in Tony's shoulder and Tony's was in Bruce's hair.

An idea crept into his head and he grinned mischieviously. He used a spell, making a cloud of smoke appear. He sneaked away and locked himself in his room.

Tony woke up due to the smoke and coughed. There was a small weight on his chest and when the smoke cleared his eyes widened in confusion and horror.

On top of him layed a small baby with dark curls and glasses. And the baby was very naked. He picked him up and stared at him with his mouth open.

"B-Bruce...?"

The baby stared back at him and stayed silent. Tony slipped the glasses off of his face and put them away.

They just stayed like that until the weight of the situation sank in and Tony started panicking and freaking out.

"Oh my god! My boyfriend's a freaking baby!"

He ran to the gym, holding Bruce close to his chest. He found just who he was looking for. Natasha.

"Nat! I need your help! Like, right now!"

He stepped infront of her and held out the still very naked Bruce in her face.

She gaped at the baby and looked at Tony.

"What did you do?!"

"I didn't do anything! I woke up and found him like this!"

Nat took him from Tony's arms. Bruce instantly started crying and tried to get out of her grasp. She gave him back to Tony and the crying stopped.

Tony held him close and Bruce cuddled into the warmth.

"He's naked..."

Pointed out Natasha and Tony hurried to get a blanket. He wrapped him inside of it and Bruce let out a squeal of happiness. Tony couldn't help the smile that tugged at his lips and looked at his baby boyfriend.

Bruce stared back at Tony, his eyes shining. He stuck out a finger above Bruce's head and he slowly reached for it and grabbed it with his small hands. He let out another squeal, making Tony giggle.

"Hiya, Brucie..."

Bruce stretched his hands out to Tony and he picked him up. He carried him to the kitchen. Nat was there too, making sure he won't kill him.

"Alright Brucie...you hungry?"

He let out another little sound and tugged at the collar of Tony's shirt.

"I'm gonna take that as a 'yes'."

He warmed up some milk but couldn't find anything Brucie could drink it out of. Just when he was about to give up Nat walked in and gave him a baby bottle.

He looked at it suspiciously and like she could read his mind answered what he was about to ask.

"I'm a spy, I have to work undercover. Sometimes with babies..."

He took the bottle and filled it with milk. He hovered it near Brucie's mouth and waited for him to start drinking.

He didn't.

Tony got worried and put the bottle closer, touching Brucie's lips with it.

"Come on Brucie...you have to eat..."

Brucie still didn't open his mouth and Tony gently stroked his cheek with his finger. Brucie turned his head and lightly bit on Tony's finger.

"H-hey."

Tony chuckled and tried to switch the bottle with his finger. He pushed it closer and Brucie hesitantly started drinking. He picked up the pace and emptied the bottle.

"Whoa, slow down."

He stored the bottle away and put Brucie over his shoulder and patted his back. He let out a small burp and Tony went and sat on the couch with him.

He placed him in his lap and they just looked at eachother. Brucie's eyes were big and full of wonder. Tony's eyes were sad and held a broken look.

Tony's smile slowly turned into a frown and a silent tear ran down his cheek and fell on Brucie's face. His expression saddened too and he reached up and touched Tony's cheek where the tear had been.

Tony let out a sad chuckle and more tears started falling.

Brucie let out a sad sound and locked his hands around Tony's head and hugged him. Tony's face was in Brucie's hair and he kissed it.

He pulled away and Brucie gave him a small smile, making Tony smile a little too.

"God...you have no idea how important you are to me...if it weren't for you I probably would have-..."

He sighed and held Brucie close to him again.

"Don't ever leave me..."

That's when the cloud of smoke from before appeared again and baby Bruce was back to normal.

This time Bruce held Tony close,  silently and softly shushing him.

"Bruce...how much do you-"

"I remember everything..."

Tony let out a shaky breath and rested his forehead against Bruce's chest.

"Bruce..."

"Yeah...?"

".......you're still naked....."

"Oh, shut up."

Bruce pulled back and kissed Tony. They layed down on the couch and covered Bruce with a blanket.

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I'm sorry it ended kindof sad again, I just can't stop.
Now I PROMISE next one will be happy.
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