Love and Swing (Xenovia X Reader)

Ch 36 - Cracking

Issei actually set himself up right where he needed to be. Getting man handled. Literally. And for the Jumangi reference, I thought it wasn't that great. All comedy and no plot. OG is better even with Robin Williams God bless his soul out of the equation. But what else is in store for these guys? Has to be more to It?

Enjoy.

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"Easy boy. Just aligning your back. Not used to pressure? Don't you workout?" Shelley was cracking and massaging Issei's back.

"I do. Ouch." Everyone heard a crack in the room.

"Sleep well at night?"

"Very..." You put in. "Man this feels great.

"So aren't you the groom in a few days?" Asked Zuni the woman rubbing you.

"Ah yes. Looking very forward to it."

"Well she has a strong handsome man. You tone these with training or something?" Referring to the shoulders.

"Swinging a sword helps."

"Oh gracious that's hot."

Politely ignoring that.

Slowly but surely trouble was going to burst as Saji was next to be on the hot seat. Mickey stopped to reapply lotion as he was having a great time. "Wow man. Good choice. Really. I no longer feel stiff. Might look more into this."

"You have kids?" Asked Mickey.

"Nope."

"Any chances you date me or my daughter?"

Hold up! "Come again? Wait. How old are you? I hate asking a woman's age but isn't she a bit young?"

"Twenty-eight and fifteen. Young boys are easily visual. But good material for my girl at home. Permission granted." She smirked.

"Well ahhh... I'm taken." He blushed.

"Married or engaged?"

"Not in plans at the moment." Now he was in a hole.

"Fair game to me then. You a boob guy or an ass man? I have both so you pick."

"Brains?" He asked.

"Whaaaa... got me there Honey. Nevermind."

What? Dude got saved. Saji my man good call. Sona is all brains. Wasn't lying either. "Sorry ladies. All taken. Even shorty has a baby on the way."

"EHHHHHHHHH!?" They gasped.

"Maybe next. Yeah. Girl just his height, cute, sensitive, and a little jealous. Though I'm expecting so hey, got me there." You chuckle and continue to relax.

"Speaking of which Lulu I want another. Trying to convince him. Any ideas?" Asked Luscious.

Get creamed in the shower. Works for me. Doh! Why did I just think that? I made shower love. Yeah. Shower love. Work with it. Alright. Is it getting lewd up in here or is it just you and the milf massage therapists? Though the guys planned it for you. How much did Issei play a part since his name is on the reservation? Ah crap...

"I don't know Luscious. He easily tricked by looks? Food? Teasing? Shelley anything Darling?" Lulu just rambling.

"Shelley is staying out of this." He chuckled. "Though you know me. I go with the flow. She usually sets the mood. Seems better that way. Weeknights when she's tired and just wants to eat and go to bed aren't great nights. I try to get dinner ready as she gets home. And if she's feeling good, plus I cook, and pay day, I have a chance of hitting home."

"The guy I'm talking to is not getting laid on paid day. He's at the pub. Not dealing with that." Zuni shook her head.

Awkward.

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After a good session of calming music and rubs to build a nice zen it was time to head into the bath. The hot spring was steaming hot yet relaxing to anyone. The people that Issei assigned were fitting for him. Though he had karma coming to him with that. He was walking crooked. You and the guys wrap yourselves with towels around your waist and enter the bath. It's not crowded at all. A man who looked to be in his mid 30's and two college kids.

"Just the three of them and us. Not bad guys. All the elbow row we can need." Kiba stepped in the water and sighed in relief. "I'll be here a while." He walked through and got comfortable in a corner rock.

"Uhhh. Not used to this." Gasper got nervous.

"It's just us. Everyone is mature. Get relaxed Gasper." You tried to ease his stress. He walked three steps in. "You're right." That was so fast which was nice. Didn't want others to see him make a scene. That and you got closer with him after the tux fitting. And finding out he impregnated your favorite Neko. *Ohhhhhh Yeeaaah*

"See guys? And you thought this was all a huge mistake?" Issei's with his smug attitude sat down in the right center of the spring. "Great view."

Saji ends up taking the opposite side of Issei as you take a middle of the water spot. Between all the guys. Distant enough for personal space but could still talk. It was laid back. Relaxation at the home spring wasn't the same. Maybe it was the massages, oils, lotions (wash your hands), or something in the air.

"Cheers guys. This is sweet. Can't lie. I'm hyped for you guys to be at the wedding."

"Cheers to the groom." Issei held his fist in the air.

"Cheers." The guys raised a fist in celebration.

Some footsteps and voices could be heard from the door to the bathhouse. It was about to be more crowded. Had to happen sometime. A perk to being home. But something was fishy. Another party of guys? The voices heard were quite...

"Did I just hear groom?"

"Oh my God."

"No way."

"I know right?"

"You first girl."

OH NO! The door opened. Four girls slowly walked in and put their feet in the water. Towels barely covering the middle sections of their breasts and crotch high on the bottom. "Issei? This an anime or we in the wrong bath?" You were getting choked up. Four beautiful women in thin towels were a mere two yards away from you.

"Relax (FN) it's a co-ed bath." Issei gawked at the girls.

"ISSEI!" Shouted the guys.

I am going to fucking choke you.

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Backfire! Panic! Medic! Tissues (again wash your hands)! Issei is going to get you porked. Not the laid kind but kicked in the crown jewels kind. What the hell. Big trouble. You going to remain cool or get the hell out?

As always I hope all enjoyed, vote for more, comment freely, and as always have an awesome day cause you guys are the best and make this happen. Any questions or concerns are welcome. Love you all.

-Relentlezz