Undertale one shots

funny stuff

I am bored...

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Siren sans x badass pirate reader

You: This scripted is just weird

Me in the distance: SHUT UP I DID NOT HAVE MY COFFE THIS MORNING!!!!!!

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So I had this religious teacher who has a monobrow and one day my teacher asked "what the hell did you do to your hair" because I died it black and I replied with " what the hell did you do to your eye brows" and I got sent out. When I was aloud back in the teacher asked what religion that begins with mono is and I said "it means you worship one god just like your one eye brow" and I got sent out again 😂😂😂😂😂.
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How giraffes where made
God:get a horse
Me:ok?
God:make it yellow and give it brown spots
Me:this is weird
God:make its legs and neck reaaaaally long
Me:anything else?
God:Nd give it a black tounge
Me:I wonder why I still work for you
God:cause right now I am the only employer now get to it bitch!
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Meanwhile in universe where everything is narrated
Narrater: sans was thinking about (Y/N)'s breast/penis
You:WHAT!!!!????
Sans:I-I no I
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Me:WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
I CAN'T WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Sans:hey spell me
You:ok m e
Sans:you forgot the d
You:there's no d in me
Sans:not yet
Me:WOAH SANS KEEP IT PG!!!!
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Versions of me reacting to flirts
Original (undertale me): urrrr....... Thanks?
Choker(underfell me): no but I did scrap my knee crawling out off hell
Strawberry (underswap me):b-baka 0////0
Cherry pop (lust me): I would rather be in hell then be your personal sex toy!
Collar(swap fell me:SHUT UP B-BAKA
six n(x-tale me)*takes away the persons soul* NEVER SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN!!
Paint(inktale me):aww thanks
Glitchy(errortale me): don't call me that EVER again!
Mercy (dusttale me): urrrr thanks? I guess
Pix(trainertale me):thanks?
Snowball (poketale me)(pokemon version): vee eevee
(She looks like this)

Knife (horrortale me):*chops there hands off* no
Other versions where abouts are currently unknown
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Me:hey (Y/N)
You:what Alex?
Me: I'm a banana
You:your a what?
Me:I'm a banana!!
You:what happened to your clothes?
Me:I'M A BANANA!!!!!!! I'M A BANANA I'M A BANANA I'M A BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE HA HA!!!!!!
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about Undertale me.
Name:real name is Eva but says her name is Alex
Hair colour:brown
Eye colour: brown but can turn into a red cats eye
Monster or human: monster
Species: vampire but she to be a werewolf until she got bit
Backstory: before the war Eva and her sister Ella got abused by there dad but when the war happened Eva and Ella got trapped underground while there family died. The sister got adopted by the dreemurs family while Toriel was pregnant with Asriel and when he was born the sisters played with him and became his friend. When chara fell, all 4 of them became a trio. One day the 4 made a butterscotch pie but put buttercups in them not knowing they were poisonous and they have it to dad aka kind asgore.

The king got sick but the 4 did not tell mom that they accidentally poisoned him. Asriel and Ella were scared and worried but Chara and Eva just laughed away the pain,it's not that they wanted the king dead they both just..... Hid away there worries. Chara had a plan to free monster kind and they all said he's to the plan,the plan was that Chara would eat a buttercup and die so that one of them can absorb Chara's soul and if something was to happen since Ella is half human (she is a werewolf) and Eva had a bit of human left in her all 3 off them could go past the barrier as long as they have a little boost. The plan back fired and Asriel took a hit for Eva and Ella so he died while the 2 sisters helped him back to the underground. When Asirel died Ella went to get mom and dad while Eva was there in shock by what happened and when Asriel and chara's soul appeared they went to Eva making Eva have both monster soul and inside the white upside down souls there is a tiny red human soul.