Undertale one shots

text (sans)

Under tale sans:
Sans: babe
You: what do you want I'm in the middle of work?
Sans: come home and sleep 😪😪😪😪😪
You: no
Sans: yes
You: fine.... But if I get fired your looks for a new job for me!!!
Sans: yay

Under fell sans:
Sans: give me back my jacket!!!!
You: no
Sans: why did it take it anyway?
You: cause it's soft and comfy
Sans:........ I hate you 😡😡😡😡😡
You: love you too jackass

Under swap sans:
Sans: HUMAN WE ARE HAVING TACOS FOR DINNER
you: you still have the capital lock on
Sans: HOW DO YOU TURN THEM OFF?
You: oh boy.... 😂😂😂😂😂

Echo tale sans:
Sans: babe
You: what's up?
Sans: have you seen my jacket
You: yes
Sans: can you help me find it?
You: no
Sans: why not?
You: cause I'm wearing it?
Sans: give it back 😑😑😑😑😑
You: neveh

reaper tale sans:
Sans: *sends a picture of him and Frisk*
Sorry (Y/N) found a new bae
You: boi you better get back here cause I ain't losing you to a kid
Sans: I love you babe 😂😂😂😂😂

Dream tale sans (dream):
Sans: Hey (Y/N)
You:yeah
Sans: what's very rare that everyone what's to have but only one person can get?
You: you 😉😉😉😉😉😉
Sans: 0////////0
Sans: it was a perfect life
You: that's why I said you cause without you my life isn't perfect 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
Sans: 0///////////////////////////0

Dream tale sans (nightmare):
Nightmare: I love you
You: you defiantly have a weird way of showing it 😒😒😒😒😒😒
Nightmare: I'm sorry
You: if you give me (favourite food) then I fill forgive you
Nightmare: deal!

Horror tale sans:
Sans: *sends a picture of him with a bloody corpse of your guy friend him* your not alone to hang out with other guys got it was
You: holy shit 0_0
Sans: that was for letting the guy flirt with you
You: he had a boyfriend!
Sans:........
Sans: we are having spaghetti for dinner
You: ok

Swap fell sans:
Sans: WHO THE HELL WAS THAT GUY/ GIRL YOU WERE HANGING OUT WITH!!??
you: why were you spying on me?
Sans: JUST TELL ME NOW!!!
You: there gay/ lesbian
Sans:....... WE ARE HAVING TACOS FOR DINNER!!!
You: yay 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Horror swap sans:
Sans: I'M SORRY!!!! 😢😢😢😢
You: nu
Sans: I DIDN'T MEAN TO BITE YOUR ARM!!!!
You: why did you do it anyway?
Sans: cause your blood taste sweet but not as sweet as your personality 😉😉😉😉
You: 0///////////////////////0
You:........
You: you are now forgiven
Sans: YAY!!!!

Echo fell sans:
Sans: babe come back!
You: nu
Sans: well I am not taking no for a answer!!!
He teleported to you and carried you home like a husband would do to his bride

Under lust sans:
Sans: Hey mamacita
You: what 😑😑😑😑
Sans: come home
You: why?
Sans: so that we can 👉👌
You: no
Sans: please I'm in heat
You: No!
Sans: *sends a picture of him with his dick out*
You: STOP SENDING ME DICK PICS!!!!!
Sans: if you want me stop then help me
You: ugh fine 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
Sans: thanks
You: don't mention it....

Dream swap (marvul):
Sans: stop dreaming!
You: no
Sans: I will take them away
You: but I like my dreams 😢😢😢😢😢
Sans:......
Sans: fine but only because I love you
You: yay 😊😊😊😊

Dream swap (hallucive):
You: babe I need you
Sans: a nightmare I'm guessing
You: yes
Sans: alright I'll come comfort you
You: thank chu
Sans: no problem babe

Alter tale sans:
Sans: Hey babe you ok?
You: yeah, why do you ask?
Sans: cause something happened in the house and now the ruins maybe a problem when you are walking around
You: what happened?
Sans: there is a while bunch of wasp's in the ruins
You:......
You: I'll be making my way home with a bunch of froggets to protect
Sans: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Alter fell sans:
sans: babe
You: what is it?
Sans: come back home
You: why?
Sans: cause I have a surprise for you
You:......... Your in heat aren't you?
Sans: yep
You: *sigh* alright I'll be home in five minutes or so.

Alter swap sans:
Sans: don't go in the living room
You: why?
Sans: a child is dying in the living room
You:well then I guess it's not the living room now is it?
Sans: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Story shift sans:
Sans: babe help
You: with what
Sans: there is a bunch of monsters wanting me to answer questions
You: see my pain.
Sans: your pain?
You: cause I walk around in the underground unlike you so since I'm married to you I get asked a bunch of questions ever 5 minutes.

After tale sans:
Sans: to back to bed
You: I'm not sleepy though
Sans: then drink some warm milk
You: what do you think I'm doing?!?!?

X event sans:
sans: *sends multiple clips of scary movies*
You: stop!
Sans: nu

I am getting lazy so I'll do a part 2 soon.