Undertale one shots

sirentale sans x badass pirate reader

This can be what you wear but any colours you want if you can't think of any pirate cloths. You can think of something different if you want also don't play the song yet

You where the captain's first mate and right now everyone was on the ship looking for booty (treasure) in the sea and finding merfolk,well almost everyone. You and the captain was sword fighting to see who was better,"ye almost fight as well as a man" the captain says,"funny I was going to say the same thing about ye" (OHHHHH HE WASN'T READY!!!!) You answer while blocking his sword from hurting you and pushing him back and making him fall "ye need practise" you say as you put your hat back on your head and walking to the side of the ship looking at the ocean.

You were just think about random things until you heard a splash in the ocean,you looked and saw a tail going into the ocean,it was blue and it was bones instead of flesh or whatever a siren or mermaid tail was made of. You  jumped into the water to see what it was,once you where under the water you looked and saw nothing. You got your head out of the water and gasped for breath and swam to a cave that you like to hang around when you want to be alone.

You relaxed your back on a soft rock,crossed you legs and put your hands behind your head with your hat covering your face making it look like you were asleep. You tried to sleep but you felt like you were being watched,you put your hat on the top of your head a looked towards the ocean to see a monster with a skeleton body and a blue tail from before,he was about to jump into the ocean again but you grabbed his arm and made him look at you,"why was ye watching me?" You asked,"I was just curious I had never seen a pirate before" he answered. You let go of his arm since you now know that he was not going to harm you or kill you "who is ye?" You questioned "sans,you?"
"I be (Y/N) the first mate of the seven seas" you answered and you and sans talked for a while and became really good friends. You suddenly remembered you had to go back to the ship "sorry sans but I better get going before the other mates start to get ready to set sail" you say as you head back to the ship but you where stopped but a wet,bony hand,"wait! When can I see you again?" He asked,"Ye just follow the ship" you answered as you walked to the ship after waving goodbye to sans.

Time skip to 2 months later

You and sans hung out from time to time and you both secretly got a crush on each other. You were think about...... Things (*cough*sans*cough*) anyway you were on the side of the ship thinking but your thoughts were introupted by someone calling you name,you looked down to your right and saw sans waving at you with a happy grin on his face,you chuckled and waved back. You jumped over the side of the ship and into the water,you reached on the surface of the ocean and looked at sans "how are ye sans?" You asked "good,what about you?"
"Alright" you answered,just then sans splashed water on you in return you splashed water on him. After a few minuets of splashing each other in water you pinned him to a rock near by "got ye!" You said but you and sans blushing when realizing what position you both were in. Sans was underneath you with both of your faces wear about a foot apart and your legs was near the top of his tail making his tail going on your back and your hands were on both sides of his face just above his shoulders. You quickly got off of sans "I am so sorry matey,is ye alright?" You questioned "y-yeah I am f-fine" he studdered 'so cute' you thought to yourself.

The next day

You and the other pirates where having some grog (a pirates favourite drink) and partying "and I sailed of to the seven seas leaving the bloody,weak human lying in a pool of blood and slowing dying in a painful death" you finished your story to the fellow mates with a wooden cup of grog in your hand as the other pirates laughed. The captain got everyone's attention by singing and everyone danced along (I am doing this to 1.make it longer and 2. People like a long from time to time)

This is all hands on deck
Calling out to lost boys and girls
Getting tired of the disrespect
We won't stop till we rule the world
(I got lazy so just watch the video and imagine the crew and you)

After a few hours the party was over and everyone was doing there job and you were out looking. Captain called you so you slid down the ladder "what do ye want captain?" You questioned
"You have been seeing someone or should I say some monster" he answered and a sweat dropped but it we hidden
"What are ye talkin' about?" You asked pretending to not know what he/she was talking about,
"Oh really? Well then" captain says as she signaled some pirates to get something. Your eyes widened when the mates got what the captain signaled them to get, it was sans stuck in a cage, you ran up to sans but was stopped by someone grabbing your eyes from behind "LET HIM GO!" you shouted as you tried to struggle out of the persons grip but it didn't work "my my why the sudden anger? Wait don't tell me ye love him. Hahahahaha! Oh this is rich who would of thought a pirate caring for a siren" captain laughed and this made you angry,so angry that you snatched a sword from the person behind you and starting a sword fight.

After about 2 hours of fighting, most of the pirates were knocked out and since you were the first mate the rest ran overboard. You ran to sans and unlocked the cage using the sword and picked him up to put him in the water. You put on hand on the side of the ship and the other hand was carrying sans. You jumped over the side making you and sans land in the ocean. Ones you both reached the surface of the ocean sans hugged you making you fall in the ocean but still on the surface, you hug back as sans used his tail to make you both move in the ocean with your back on a rock. You flipped sans making the position from before "sans.... I..... I love ye" you confessed while blushing,sans put his arms around your neck and pull you into a kiss,you were surprised at first but you kissed back while putting your arms around his waist were the beginning of his tail is. You asked for a entrance with your tounge and he accepted opening his mouth letting your tounge in his mouth and it turned into a make out session until you pulled away leaving siliva  behind.