Asgore god of sky:ok you know those danger noodles
Reapertale Alex(undead)(I am had at nicknames:yeah...?
Asgore:put them into the sea
Undead:ok and knowing you,you will put something special with it
Asgore:make them electric
Undead:ELECTRIC b-but- in the sea- huh- WHAT!!! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!
Asgore:yes it it now get to it bitch!
Undead:I'm starting to see why life left you and Torre left you...
Asgore:what was that?
Undead:NOTHING
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Dream Alex:everybody something stupid O egg bacon and grits
Everyone:SAUSAUGE
Echotale Alex:I'm a skinny bitch but I still get a sausage
Original Alex:I got a fat ass but I still get a sausage
Swap Alex:got a FLAT ass but I still get a sausage
Fell Alex:I'm a red head but I still get a sausage
Lust Alex:I'm a gay nigga but I still get a sausage
Science Alex:,garry books but there about sausage
After Alex:UUUUUUURRRRRRRR
Reapertale Alex:I like girls can I still take a sausage.
Everyone:YEAH!!!
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Fell undyne:yo you been eatin' all day quit being a fat ass
Fell Alphys:*gasp*
Fell Alex:*kicks the door open* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!!!???
Fell undyne: who are you?
Fell Alex:who the fuck is you,you young short ass?
Fell alphys:that's -that's my best friend
Fell undyne:how old is he? (Undyne does not know that Alex is secretly a girl)
Fell Alex:how old are you? Like 2 years old bro
Fell Alphys:he's 18
Fell Undyne:he's got a big mouth
Fell Alex:how's about you catch me outside,how 'bout that?
Fell Undyne:catch you outside?
Fell Alex:come on come on *slaps Undyne to the ground
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Someone asked me to tell you guys about Torre's past so I am getting me girlfriend
Hello,anyway let's get my oc's story over with
Torre is a white goat with red eyes and wears a purple and a darker purple stripped shirt.
(The top image)
She is the first daughter that Asgore and Toriel had.
She was there when Toriel and Asgore found Alex and took her in (My oc knows that Alex is a girl)
At around 16 Torre started to like Alex and they became a couple after Alex confessed.
Oh and me and Eva's (Nazeraths's real name) friends wanted to ask some questions about us and dared us to put them on wattpad but the bad news is that they are embarrassing or private in our relationship.
1.and you 2 virgin's
Chelsea:......
Eva:......... *sigh*...... N-no
(We both hate our friends now so we are getting better friends)
2.do you 2 have any kinks and if so what are they?
Chelsea:????? *she does not know what kinks are nore does she have any*
Eva:......... Master kink.....
OK THATS ENOUGH OF THE TRUTHS CAUSE THE DARES ARE WAY TO PRIVATE!!!!!!
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My first weird
Horrortale Au
Alex:da
Asgore:oh what was that Alex where you gonna say dada? Say dada.
Alex:DEATH!!!
Asgore:urrr dada
Alex:DOMINATION!!!!
Asgore:ummm dada
Alex:destructive domination....
Flowey:ahem nice
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Flowey:howdy I'm flower,flower the flowey.... Wait.... I messed it up
Alex and Torre:*puts flour on Flowey*
Alex:hehe hi there FLOUR the flowey
Flowey:ugh stop!
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Alex:*Sees Omega flowey*......*Looks at hp and the stick that frisk has* we have made a terrible mistake....
Frisk:yep
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Alex sings IDFC (me singing it and sorry if you don't like my voice I tried. Also sorry if it does not come up cause my phone glitches and stuff yeah and the reason why it's on YouTube is because me and my girlfriend share her YouTube channel since she likes my singing? There is not a perserfic reason I sang it Just did)
(I hate my voice😬😬😬😬😬😬😬)
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Undertale one shots
Contothe title says it all rules: *no lemons (I ended up doing some) *I do requests *I do AU's Au's: Undertale under fell underswap mifiatale under pray predatortale outertale under lust swapfell underworld horrortale horrorswap inktale dreamtale error...
