"Black Is the new Orange"
This is an AU I made where the fanciest boy of all SquiggleVille needs to find a cure for himself before it's too late. And if you wonder: Yes! He's able to speak now
The Fancy Pants Adventures franchise (C) belongs to Brad...
-Grrr...- The voice growled -These imbeciles are completely useless no matter if they're dead or alive...Looks like I'll have to take care of you myself- The voice said -Finally! The true fight will begin- Fancy exclaimed pleased. The voice didn't reply, but as Fancy concluded his sentence, a ball of ink fell from the sky, and splatted on the ground. Fancy frightened as he heard it, and pointed at it with the pen. The ink slowly began to take a humanoid form, as Fancy watched without putting down the pen. Until the ink had finished their transformation, he recognized who that was. It was called so many ways, but mostly by the name of Dark Pants.
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-You...again? - Fancy said -YES IT IS ME YOU IDIOT! - Dark yelled. His voice was exactly like Fancy's, but slightly distorted, like it was mixed with the voice heard earlier. -Why are you here again? What do you want now? - Fancy asked him -SUCH A QUESTION YOU'RE MAKING, MY FRIEND! - Dark said with sarcasm -A REMATCH! - He replied. -What? You want a rematch? - Fancy said -Ha! Are you sure about that? If I defeated you once, I can do it twice! - He said, laughing at Dark. He didn't find it funny though -I AM SERIOUS! - His arm quickly turned into a spike, and he scarred Fancy with it. Fancy fell on the floor, and covered the cut with his hand. -...- He kept silent for a moment, looking down inexpressively. -DO YOU FIND IT FUNNY NOW?!- Dark yelled. Fancy looked at him with rage -Wanna go, bro?- He asked in a tough way, as he stood up with the pen on his right hand, while putting away his left one from the scar. -OF COURSE- Dark replied, as both of his arms turned into spikes.
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The fight began. Dark Pants was pretty sneaky, since the stage allowed him to move wherever he wanted to go. It was difficult for Fancy Pants to get him, even if he had the correcting fluid; he decided to keep it as his last resort. Each time the pen was hit by the ink blades, it got scratched a little, even draining its ink. But no matter what, when Dark was whacked with it, he flied away from his rival. It didn't get bigger damage though. Looking that the battle wasn't progressing well for him, Fancy Pants changed his mind, took out the correcting fluid, and saved the pen. -You have too much advantage on this fight- Fancy whispered -GONNA GET RUDE NOW, HM? - Dark said as he noticed Fancy's new weapon.
Instead of shooting at Dark Pants, Fancy shot at the ink lines on the land, where Dark was underneath, blocking his way and getting him out of there. As he had completely blocked Dark's hideouts, the battle was fairer. -Looks like we're equal now, huh?- Fancy said -UGH...- Dark said in disgust, he had to do something about the correcting fluid, or else he would get defeated easily. He was still able to hide on the ink, but in a limited way.
But suddenly, Fancy Pants while shooting at Dark when he had the chance, he slipped and landed on the ink as the correcting fluid flied away from his hands. -It's my opportunity- Dark Pants thought while he was underneath the ink. When the object was about to touch the land, he quickly grabbed it. Fancy was speechless -NOT SO TOUGH NOW WITHOUT YOUR "MAGNIFICIENT" WEAPON, HUH PANTS?!- Dark said, as he immediately submerged the object on the ink before Fancy Pants took it away. Fancy failed on getting his weapon back, as he landed again in the ground. His opportunities had vanished away as the correcting fluid. -HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING TOTALLY UNPROTECTED FROM YOUR ENEMY, PANTS? - Dark said sarcastically -...- Fancy didn't answer.
Everything kept quiet. Fancy Pants stood up, and looked around. He was trying to think on something to defeat Dark Pants, since the correcting fluid wasn't with him anymore. -YOU KNOW, LONG TIME AGO AFTER THAT LAST TIME WE MET I'VE BEEN PREPARING SOMETHING FOR WHEN THIS MOMENT CAME...- Dark Pants said -...AND THERE IT IS...-. The stage shook with the strength of an earthquake, as an enormous hand raised and landed in the left side of the stage. Fancy ran to the right, but it was blocked again by another hand. And then the beast came out.
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It was an amalgam of all the 3 bosses, including Dark Pants, who was the one in control. From its neck was hanging the correcting fluid, it was completely covered in ink. Fancy also noticed that something shiny was hanging on the amalgam's forehead, and realized it was the medicine. He didn't have other choice than using the pen. His pencil wouldn't be more useful, ink was stronger than graphite, not to mention it was damaged, and would break with the slightest hit. Somehow, the pen got covered with a little of the correcting fluid. The amalgam started to create a group of ink humanoids, as they surrounded the boy.
-Lets see if this works- Fancy said to himself, as he started to spin, while pointing the pen to the front. When the humanoids went near him, the pen split them in half. Fancy Pants saw this and stopped spinning. The white liquid seemed to be still fresh. -WAIT WHAT?! - The amalgam said confused -Same here, didn't expect it neither- Fancy answered. The amalgam growled and a bunch of ink blobs came from its back. Fancy whacked each and every one of them, as they dissolved when making contact with the stage. The ink creature was desperate. It tried to catch the little sketch. But when their hands got near him, Fancy quickly whacked them, leaving a big scratch on both.
More humanoids started to appear, as the amalgam was frustrated with how the things were turning out. Fancy had an idea, and jumped on each humanoid until he found the tallest one. He jumped at such high he was near the beast's necklace, and then he took his pen and immediately hit the ink covered correcting fluid, as it was cut out from the necklace. -NO! - The amalgam yelled, it tried to grab him but failed. When he stepped on the ground, Fancy shook the correcting fluid to get the ink off, and started to shoot at the amalgam, until the creature dissolved, and a fainted Dark Pants flied out from it and submerged on the land.
The medicine bottle rolled near Fancy Pants' feet. He bent down and took the little bottle. -This one was the hardest to get; I must say- Fancy said, as he drank the medicine. The ink barriers dissolved, letting Fancy Pants go. He noticed an exit door in the distance and ran to it. The thing was that this door wasn't a graphite door, but an ink one. -Wow, I didn't know this kind of doors existed- Fancy entered and left the Ink Volcano.
